Text messaging under the influence. Leads to incoherent, often regrettable, conversations.
See also: Drunk Texting
See also: Drunk Texting
Girl: "Hey babe, how's the club?"
Guy: "hOOTT sluuuuuts errrywher!!!"
Girl: "It's over."
Guy next day: "DAMN, my hiccup texting strikes again!"
Guy: "hOOTT sluuuuuts errrywher!!!"
Girl: "It's over."
Guy next day: "DAMN, my hiccup texting strikes again!"
by BCoBounder November 22, 2011
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When you send a random generated predictive text. Open the texting app start with a letter and peck the middle suggested word.
WTF bro, why do keep pecker texting me?
ho I am gonna go buy some milk and I'll take the rest out and get knocked off
WTF, knock it off!
ho I am gonna go buy some milk and I'll take the rest out and get knocked off
WTF, knock it off!
by Theycallmebruce September 18, 2018
Get the pecker texting mug.A recently facinating type of communication by cellular devices that everyone; and I mean EVERYONE seems to be using. Apparently it's mentally &, physically addictive; much like sex....or Myspace. Mainly consists of a few shortened words that often have no meaning what-so-ever.
A texting conversation is usually somewhere along these lines:
"ayyye"
"Hello."
"wadup"
"The Ceiling, You Fucktard."
"lyk omfg u dont got 2 b so bitchy"
"I Wouldn't Be, If You Learned To Use Proper English."
"fck u"
"Yeah, Up Yours!"
"ayyye"
"Hello."
"wadup"
"The Ceiling, You Fucktard."
"lyk omfg u dont got 2 b so bitchy"
"I Wouldn't Be, If You Learned To Use Proper English."
"fck u"
"Yeah, Up Yours!"
by xxbecca March 31, 2009
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An Example of Short-Texting:
Texter1: Hey omg so you totally looked really hot today at the mall hahaha
Texter2: Ya.
Texter1: Omg so anyways do you like the band coldplay?
Texter2: No.
Texter1: Oh okay thats okay so whats up?
Texter2: Nothing.
Texter1:...
Texter1 has just been Short-Texted.
Texter1: Hey omg so you totally looked really hot today at the mall hahaha
Texter2: Ya.
Texter1: Omg so anyways do you like the band coldplay?
Texter2: No.
Texter1: Oh okay thats okay so whats up?
Texter2: Nothing.
Texter1:...
Texter1 has just been Short-Texted.
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by Piledriver10000 February 29, 2016
Get the five second rule of texting mug.when you send a text to someone while your either sleepy, awoken from sleep, or just plain not paying attention, and it makes absolutly no sense what so ever.
Erik: Hey man, you going to that party this weekend?
Zach: No man, I don't want a chocolate sunday.
Erik: Wtf?
Zach: Oh sorry man. I fell asleep last night. I must have been sleep texting you XD.
Zach: No man, I don't want a chocolate sunday.
Erik: Wtf?
Zach: Oh sorry man. I fell asleep last night. I must have been sleep texting you XD.
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