Taves

The most handsomest, most amazing human being to ever walk the earth. If you meet a Taves trust me you'll think he's hot. So for all the girls out there go get yourself a Taves.

Taves give me a smooch.

by MEPPP March 3, 2022

telespice

Sending racy or spicy photos and nudes via text, email, video chat, or other means of telecommunication. A more subtle way of saying: Send Nudes!

Wouldn’t you rather see my tan lines in person? Telespice is always welcome!

by Lottateeth June 7, 2022

Tuscaloosa Telescope

When someone inserts a paper towel tube in a man's anus and looks through it while tugging on the man's penis.

Ed's father walked in on him when he was receiving a Tuscaloosa Telescope from Chuck.

by CocoSantango July 26, 2014

dirty telescope

When you're fucking an asshole and get shit on your dick.

"I was barebacking that crack addict from the construction site in the ass for $10 and when she thought I came she pulled away from me and I saw that the nasty bitch gave me a dirty telescope".

by Democratic Republic of Doob February 2, 2017

busted tees

I'd hit it. Yes indeed.

I laugh long and loud at those witty busted tees.

by Pingoir January 2, 2009

telescope

A great instrument used to spy on sexy ladies getting dressed.

Try watching a sexy girl get dressed with a telescope.

by spycatcher December 17, 2004

tehesian prince

the act of intentianally showcasing the genital region with confirmation that they will be on display and purposefully making them stink as much as possible.

andrew went get his physical and tehesian princed the doctor.
steve knew he was getting head on thursday so he did not shower for 2 days and had football practice before said blow job, effectively tehesian princing that ho.

by andrew & steve January 18, 2008