telechubbie

hoes that get pregnant, quit their job, eat alot, and sit in front of the television all day.

Ever since that boppa from around the way, took a ride in my candy range dripping stains, and got my seed buried in her while in the turning lane, shes become a real telechubbie!

by Michael Jones June 1, 2005

Temecula

Temecula- Known as “little Mexico” by the outside world.

Hey do you want to go to Temecula?

No thank you, I’m not really a fan of little Mexico.

by Stinameesh March 8, 2018

telecarb

the carbs that you burn talking on the phone

*ring* ring* "hello?" "hey, i'm just calling you to burn some telecarbs"

by connor & kristy October 16, 2008

telecone

synonym for telephone that can be used as noun

-see telepine

"Hugh just sent Alex a sexy text from laura's telecone."

"Quick, telepine my telecone so you can hear my new ringtone"

by notkatie January 25, 2009

Tepelenas

Slang term for idiot

She's a Tepelenas

by uhfgudhrgir November 13, 2019

telecon

noun: a telephone conference whereby your life force is inexorably sucked out of your asshole while your ears are assaulted by the droning of some corporate or government lackey. When accompanied by Webex or Virtual Meeting, it becomes the office equivalent of water boarding.

Slave 1: Dude, did you dial-in to the management telecon this morning?

Slave 2: Yeah - 90 minutes of my life I'll never get back

by paddyoski March 4, 2010

Teech

Archaic slang for teacher.

Tommy: Achoo!
Teacher: Gesundheit, Tommy.
Tommy: Thanks, teech

Student: Teech told me to make a word cloud, so I made a mushroom word cloud

by decimator1337 January 20, 2017