Tempe Ice Pick

The act of freezing a profilactic into the shape of a penis. Prior to engaging in sexual intercourse one inserts the frozen apparatus into the vagina or anus. It is then used to create a cold orifice, after which, an erect penis is inserted and brought to ejaculation creating what is knowns as an "icy box".

The other day I was having sex with Hector, my latin lover when he busted out the Tempe Ice Pick on me! I must say..it was cold at first, but then warmed with friction causing pleasure like no other!

by Felstar1673 September 16, 2006

Temecula

A place consisting of nothing but desert, alcoholics you go to Wine Country every Sunday for brunch when they can barely afford their house payments, and kids who act like they're the shit when they're anything but. It's close enough to Hemet that the chance for crime is high, but any crime mostly consists of petty theft, someone turning off breakers on the sides of houses, or getting shanked in the Walmart parking lot. But don't worry, at least it's not Riverside. Dirt bikes that never get ridden are rampant as are the people that own them just because. 110,000 people live here, but only God knows why, and it's because of Him. Temecula sits smack-dab in the middle of the Californian Bible Belt, so get ready for born-again Christians, Mormons, and Jehovah's Witnesses to be knocking on your door every damn day. Don't move here, there's nothing here.
See also: Compton wanna-bes

A. "Yeah bro, I live in Temecula."
"Why?"
B. "Yeah bro, I live in Temecula."
"Where?"
C. "Yeah bro, I live in Temecula."
"Ew."

by Leams2 September 28, 2019

temerlan

A tall individual probably around 6'4" who originated from the USSR, and has many communist ties. He is smooth with the ladies but never quite gets any. Temerlan is a gentle giant but fails to preform on the court.

He talked to her all last night but didn't get any. He's such a temerlan.

by Kingjames1229 July 19, 2017

temecula

A town in California where everyone is a snob. The town is in much overdevelopment. Kids all over smoke marijuana and there are traffic problems.

yo i am in temecula

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

timmer-temmer

timmer-temmer (adjective) : A behavior combining timorousness and temerity. (timorous-temerous), courage and desire combined with fear. Often seen in wild park animals used to human contact—approach and retreat. Other examples, monkeys approaching humans, small shy children wanting to take something from an adult or another child, even fish being fed by scuba divers.

The sparrows hopped timmer-temmer around our table, attentive of the stray or intentional crumb.

by Pen-Dragon August 14, 2009

temerarious

without thinking or caring about the possible bad effects of your actions, reckless

“I have never been temerarious enough to propose marriage to drop-dead gorgeous chicks"

by Mehrdad_CTR November 25, 2009

temperovore

Someone who, though not a vegetarian or vegan, moderates their diet based on ethical or environmental principles.

From Latin tempero "be moderate, control oneself, to keep from, refrain from" + voro "to eat greedily, swallow up, consume, gorge oneself."

"I don't eat factory-farmed meats and dairy or commercially harvested fish on the brink of extinction, but don't have a problem eating farmed clams, wild elk, or the eggs from my neighbor's back yard chickens. Guess that makes me a temperovore."

by Eoghan01 April 5, 2010