televidiot

Any person who watches too much mindless television i.e. MTV, VH1, and any and all reality shows and thus knows nothing about current events because him or her hasn't read a news publication most likely ever or in years.

Why would I want to talk politics with him? He's just another MTV televidiot who probably doesn't even know the names of his state's two Senators.

by Bradley David Miller August 25, 2008

televisicate

tele-visi-cate - "traveling without every leaving your couch"

prefix "tele" to do over a long distance.
-visi- from "visit"
suffix -cate from the word, vacation.

I want to go home and televisicate to Istanbul because I have no money for airfare.

My televisication to Germany was so exciting, I saw so many beautiful images and such great scenery on the TV.

by UCIAnteater0609 March 24, 2009

Elevision

The small video monitors that are now often featured in the elevators of big, newer business buildings. They show headlines, weather, sports scores, trivia, etc. They are also impossible to take your eyes off of, no matter how many times you've already seen what they're showing.

Now people have an excuse not to look at each other in elevators. They just keep their eyes on the elevisions.

by Anne Hedonia September 8, 2007

televisionwithoutpity.com

catty

for once can you try not to be snarky to my mother in law

by anon October 14, 2003

televisionertia

1) Continuing to watch the same channel because you can't find the remote and are too lazy to manually change the channel.

2) Continuing to watch a show that you don't really enjoy, just because you always have.

EXAMPLE 1: I didn't plan to watch that show, but I had watched the one before it and televisionertia set in.

EXAMPLE 2: I didn't even like "Heroes" that much in its first season but I can't stop watching - it's a classic case of televisionertia!

by Brad Roar! March 27, 2009

Televisial

Of or relating to 'televison'.

That was an epic televisial event.

by Clyde Bomb October 14, 2009

televisiphonernetting

clever piece of marketing by comcast. it highlights being on the phone, online, and watching tv simultaneously. in 2007, this approach targets the bottom of the market to go digital- dial-up is over for the rest of us.

This term is not to be confused with innovative langauage and terminology that originates from the people, this one arrived via commercial dissemination.

yo, dj'you hit that last night?

I televisiphonernetted the heck.

I know that's right.

what?

("televisiphonernetting" is gerund form)

by your-MFbff-jill September 8, 2007