telesleeping

A farcical term for “working” from home.

The Covid Pandemic has given many state employees the chance to prove their work ethic by generously compensating them for telesleeping positions.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 17, 2020

telesurfing

When you’re supposed to be working from home but you’re actually out surfing.

It’s a good thing that California taxpayers are willing to fund our hard-earned telesurfing positions.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 18, 2020

Programming Telekinetically

The practice of programming a computer without touching an input device of any kind, such as a keyboard or mouse. Easily confused with doing nothing at all.

Johnny might be sitting and staring at the computer, or he might be programming telekinetically.

by StanleyCup1967 August 28, 2009

Shit and Tell

The act of taking a crap, photographing it, and sending it to your friends. It can be considered a game, yet many just do it as a little joke.

Damn, Frank has a whole folder dedicated to shit pics! He must do a lot of Shit and Tell!

There was blood in my shit, I ought' to do some Shit and Tell with my doctor!

by Franchino May 24, 2017

Extra Chubby Teletubby

A chubby adult or teenager who likes to watch Teletubbies.

My son was watching Teletubbies and then this extra chubby Teletubby sat behind him and started watching as well.

by The Man with No Name November 6, 2017

October 23 national tell your crush you like them day

October 23 tell your crush you like them

October 23 national tell your crush you like them day you “hey since it’s October 23 I will finally tell you I like you”

by Drawwitjay October 23, 2020

Tell me why

ain't nothin' but a heartache
TELL ME WHY
ain't nothin' but a mistake
TELL ME WHY
I ain't never wanna hear you say
i WaNt iT tHaT wAYYyYyYYyYy

reeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEE tEll Me wHy

by my stinky butt December 14, 2019