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Dakota County Technical College

A two-year technical college located in Rosemount, Minn. that skips the bull and gets down to business.
The girl had skills, so she went to Dakota County Technical College so she could put them to use.
by reeneysweetie February 3, 2010
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lehigh career and technical institute

a really stupid school full of drug heads and other nasty humans, who start fights for no reason because the whole school is filled with delinquents who think there gangsters. also hicks who think they run the whole school with there camo hoodies and dip rings in there back pockets
lehigh Career and Technical Institute, located in Schnecksville, Pennsylvania, is one of the largest career and technical institutes in the United States. It serves the ten public high schools in the Lehigh Valley.
by lcti student March 30, 2017
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Moultrie Technical College

A technical college in south Georgia that is run like Enron. The class size is small because many students are forced to pay for things that their financial aid won't cover. Even though these same students have qualified for full financial aid. You are better off learning from a crack head, because at least they are willing to teach in exchange for money to buy crack. The administration is full of hypocrites, racists, bigots, and everything in between. The president is a transvestite that wears her/his drag outfit everyday.
A school of corruption. Enron. Moultrie Technical College
by Moultrie Failed Me College August 2, 2011
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Technicality Asshole (a.k.a., T.A.)

A person who spews esoteric and inane factoids (a la Cliff Claven) during a spirited game of Trivial Pursuit or the like. A behavior exhibited much to the dismay of the rest of the players who all suffer from short attention span.
Erik, you are being a T.A. It is possible that Eli Whitney who invented the cotton gin didn't drink gin.
by Bubba January 8, 2004
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technical fourway

Noun, activities associated with sex in which two people have sex next to, under, or on top of two other people.
A technical fourway happened in my dorm room!

Josh and Lisa had a technical fourway, his roomies, Marc and Ryan watched!

Matt and Kevin were fucking while Josh and Lisa were felching next to them, it was a technical fourway!

Matt, Kevin, and Josh were circle jerking, while Lisa watched, what a technical fourway!
by suite1157 December 14, 2008
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technician roulette

The practice of calling multiple technical support specialists for help with a technical problem, in the hopes of getting an answer one wants to hear.
Robb: I caught Cliffy playing technician roulette today.

Mel: What did you tell him?

Robb: I told him the same thing everyone else told him: reboot.

Mel: And he said he was too busy to reboot?

Robb: Yep.

Mel: Too bad. Better luck next tech, Cliffy!
by mgdu February 22, 2008
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technical

1) Something that is exact or close to perfect, usally spoken by a person of relativly high IQ

2) A modified pick-up truck or SUV, usally a toyota. These are used by terrorist organizations for pretty much everything. Seen very often in Africa and South America. Usally seen with a .50-caliber machine gun or Rocket-Propelled-Gernade (RPG} mounted on the bed. Useful for drive-bys until the US Army pulls up with thier Humvees. Also they include a CB radio system installed. Only Western military forces use VHF radio systems. Technicals are usally poorly driven and have a few rebel/terrorist fighters in the back firing/attempting to fire the machine gun mounted in the back. Also holding AK-47s.
Roger victor six, we've got threee technicals coming up on your 5 o'clock, engage now"
by IrishRepublicanArmy November 3, 2003
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