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Flume Technician

A very important, under-rated job. In a nut shell, it is a nutshell... Being on call 24/7, a flume technician is responsible for ensuring that the structural and watertight integrities of any and all flumes are maintained using technical equipment including duct tape, bungee cords, and clothespins (MacGyver style).

It is a booming profession. It's getting popular as well.
Jenn: What does Phil do all day? He always looks so busy but I never see him working.
Tom: Are you serious? Phil's the flume technician! Who would we call if his flume started leaking?
Jenn: But it always leaks...
Tom: EXACTLY! And he's always working on it! The lab would flood Zoltan style if he took a break.
Jenn: You have opened my eyes. How could I have been so wrong!
Phil: Hey dudes
by Thom Krüse April 17, 2009
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A magnet high school in Summerlin, Las Vegas that is swarmed with a majority of shallow faggy rich kids from Palo Verde and annoying hipster Asians. The teachers are very cool and sometimes hot, but the workload and amount of homework are almost unbearable. We barely have any school spirit and we think our mascot (the Wrangler) is lame, but we all still stay here after we say we're going back to our home schools. Gotta love those laid-back school-wide PBLs, the teachers going down the halls on scooters, and how your parents are so proud of you for going to a geeky $83.5 million school.
Rich white kid: "Uggh, I gotta go to West Career and Technical Academy."

Asian kid: "At least there's laptops in every single classroom so we can watch vids on Youtube the entire day."
by sameintheend November 6, 2011
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Ghetto-teching

the act of not using measurements and just building with spare parts and materials that are found around.
"Hell yea we are Ghetto-teching this float"
by IIILucasIII December 1, 2009
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TechiTeen

A Teenager part of a expansive network of teenage professionals that ensure computer support is never far away.
Man: My computer is as slow as a kia
Women: Call a TechiTeen!
by Cheetuh088 March 6, 2009
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non-technical managers

A person that does not know what the people they manage are meant to do.
The TM's at convergys are all non-technical managers. Meaning they have no clue what FL does
by Fuil September 25, 2005
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Hi-Technical

A word that a lizard nerd uses in Super Paper Mario. He is one of the bosses and kidnaps your butterfly pixl. It is a variant of "cool", "awesome" and words around that ball park
"butterfly pixl are so hi-technical"
by SuperPM January 7, 2009
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teaching sweater

A type of sweater worn specifically by professional grade school teachers, who exhibit high levels of authoritarianism. The sweater itself is usually wool, cotton, or a combination of wool and cotton, and it typically is designed with horizontal stripes. Color scheme is ususally shades of blue, with white or black accents to punctuate one's level of professionalism and real worldism. A teaching sweater is not meant to be worn outside of the classroom, and the wearer should be careful to not be seen wearing it in highly populated, dense college towns that are high in bar and club stock. Wearage of such garb in these places ususally leads to embarassment for everyone involved.
Upon examination of of the exuberant grade school teacher's teaching sweater, a gaggle of Penn State frat boys proceeded to excessively hate crime him until the police arrived.
by Dan Himself July 27, 2006
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