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teapot

an instrument of torture and a divine artifact of the teapot clan
holy crap jamal! kyle just pulled out the teapot!
by glitchyteapot December 22, 2022
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Teapot

a pot for tea, usually contains tea, and sometimes raw water
hey bro want tea?
only if if it is on a fancy teapot
by pentominoe2 July 13, 2025
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Teapot

A person who is a source of tea/drama
Andrew is my teapot for all of the office gossip
by Fiirowkwbfj October 28, 2022
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Russian teapot

A Russian teapot is a lewd action where a man stretches his scrotum into the shape of a bowl or cup and either urinates into it or has another partner urinate into it. The other person proceeds to drink the sweaty-hairy-ballsack-piss beverage straight out of the other’s nut sack cup.
Person 1: “Did you ever end up taking Ashlyn back to your place?”
Person 2: “Yeah I did; I had to kick her out after she asked me to Russian Teapot her, though.”
by mamaswhorecollector September 4, 2019
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teapot

The sexual act in which a woman puts her hands together and men cum into her hands. She then proceeds to drink said cum from her hands like it was tea.
Tonight babe, were doing the TEAPOT!
by THE DEFINER March 27, 2015
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Raava in a teapot

A phrase loosely used in fanfiction s for animated series Legend Of Korra
Raava in a teapot that hurts-“
by Kiribaku is only ship June 28, 2021
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Salado Teapot

A slang term for a sexual act in which a man ejaculates a large amount of semen into one of a woman's nostrils while she tilts her head and allows it to flow out of the other nostril. Origin implies a reference to the volcano Ojos del Salado and a traditional neti pot used for sinus irrigation.
Did you see that video of the chick getting a Salado Teapot?

He paid the escort an extra $150 to finish with a Salado Teapot.
by HandyDandyUSA July 22, 2022
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