Alex Turner

Makes me cum so hard it's ridiculous. So fucking hot and sexy, his sexy hips arousing- all but coaxes me to orgasm more times than I can count, his sinful talented fingers fiddling me like his guitars, his intoxicating scent the most lethal love potion, his voice the sweetest lullaby.
Oh how I wish he was real.

Alex Turner maybe we ought to fuck seven years of bad luck at the powder room mirror.

by alexturnerscumdumpslut November 24, 2021

Alex Turner

A 36-year-old lad born in Sheffield, England, front man of Arctic Monkeys and The Last Shadow Puppets. Most fans have fallen hard for him due to his talent, aesthetic, and obviously his appearance. Though, he is not someone who enjoys interviews, so he usually acts as the gif shown below.

Here is how different social medias perceived him (from what I've witnessed):
Tiktok- the hot guy who dropped his mic.

Reddit- lyrical genius who is obsessed with the Strokes.
Instagram- the hot guy who wrote AM, usually seen in badly edited Facebook memes.
YouTube- quirky hot weirdo uncle who is in love with Miles Kane.
Twitter- the hot guy who still hasn't dropped the album, fighting about whether dracula Alex is hot or not
Tumblr- the hot guy with messy love life.

In a nutshell, all social medias perceived him as hot.

Phoebe: Do you know who Alex Turner is?
Gracie: No, who?
Phoebe: This guy *shows a picture of bald Alex*
Gracie: He looks creepy.
Phoebe: *shows a picture of AM Alex*
Gracie: Ohh, that guy who sang Do I Wanna Know and 505! He is so hot!

by thequeeenisdead February 11, 2022

Ashley Turner

A girl that's one of a kind, the most rare female on the face of the earth, the kind that every boy dreams about, the kind that you long for, the kind that you think is out of this world.A drop dead gorgeous girl with an amazing figure, and the body of a goddess!

Ashley Turner prettiest girl you'll meet.

by sillywillyyyyy January 8, 2012

Tina Turner

A term for a user of crystal meth, a.k.a. "TINA", whose personality does a complete and drastic change and/or "TURN" for the worst. This resulting from either being up for at least 4 days or immediately after injecting "Tina" intravenously, aka "slamming".

"GUUUUUUUUURL!!! Did you see Chad after he slammed last night? What a hot mess. TOTAL "TINA TURNER". He totally ruined the sex party.

by One Funny Bastid November 29, 2014

Tanner

The most fucking spectacular person in the damn universe, generally very tall, sexy, & smart. Sometimes they are zombrees.

Bob: Wow Tanner is so awesome!

Bill: Yeah, I know, i wish i was as cool as him

Bob: me to

by Tanner444 December 27, 2011

Tanner

An amazing guy who is EXTREMELY gorgeous. Usually, tall, blonde and oh so very handsome. Blue eyes that are clearer than the clearest blue sky. Strong, muscular, smart and also a super fine football player. Has a super duper sexy voice. Who has AMAZING genes because apparently "attractive" runs in the family.

Person 1- OH MY GOODNESS TANNER IS WALKING THIS WAY!
Person 2- Let's just play it cool.
Person 3- DOES MY HAIR LOOK OKAY?!
Person 1- DAMMMNNN HES GORGEOUS
Person 2- Shut up!!!
Persons 1, 2 and 3- Hi tanner:)))
Tanner- Hey

by Katie161616 July 13, 2012

Will Turner

Will Turner has pirate's blood in him, yet he practises with a sword three hours a day, so that when he meets a pirate, he can kill him. A bit odd, eh matey? On his journey he ends up travelling with the famous and worst pirate of all, Cap'n Jack Sparrow.

My name is Will Turner. My father was Bootsrtap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins.
We're going to steal a ship. That ship?
This is either madness or brilliance.
It wasn't your blood they needed, it was my father's blood, my blood, the blood of a pirate.

by Rebecca November 26, 2003