tampop

tam-pop, noun/verb, \'tam-'päp\
plural tam-pops
past tense tam-popp-ed

1) When the wad of absorbent material (usually cotton) that is inserted into a body cavity to absorb secretions (female menstruation, anal leakage and/or pleasure) pops out unintentionally.

2) A device comprised of an unused, or used, absorbent wad affixed to the top of its applicator stick to resemble a Popsicle.

Example #1:
Sally: "What's that smell?"
Jane: "Tampop."
Sally: "Ugh, sorry sista child baby girl. I hate when that happens."
Jane: "Yeah, tell me about it. I have to walk around all commando the rest of the day."

Example #2:
John: "Hey, can someone help me with the bathroom sink?"
Alex: "Sup bra? I got your back."
John: FLAAPP!
Alex: "What the? Is that raspberry jelly?"
John: "Nope, just a fresh tampop courtesy of my girlfriend!"

by Barry Badgernath II January 19, 2013

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Tampon Snatcher

The swift skill of a white ninja who can safely remove a tampon from a women's vagina with hands or mouth while remaining incognito.

Hide your kids, hide your wife, there's a tampon snatcher snatching up your tampons.

by The puffy Wey December 29, 2013

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Tampon Libertarian

One who takes socially conservative stances but otherwise considers him or herself to be a libertarian. As in, you believe government should be small... Small enough to fit inside certain body parts...

Many right-wingers consider themselves to be libertarians, but I grow tired of their socially conservative positions on women's reproductive rights, so I started calling them "tampon libertarians".

by April Alligator July 1, 2014

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tampboner

When your tampon looks like a boner

Dude your girl is rocking that tampboner

by Venus Miller June 11, 2015

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Tamponulous Forti

Line breaks: Tamp|on|u|lous For|ti

Pronunciation: /tamponulous fɔrti/

Definition of Tamponulous Forteye in English:
noun

When a tampon is lodged inside a vagina for an extended period of time the material begins to expand, to this end the tampon can become structurally integral to said vagina. attempt to remove can cause severe vaginal discomfort.

MASS NOUN: A severe case of Tamponulous Forti.

Origin: Roman Latin
Latin is a member of the Italic branch of the Indo-European family of languages. After the decline of the Roman Empire it continued to be a medium of communication among educated people throughout the Middle Ages in Europe and elsewhere, and remained the liturgical language of the Roman Catholic Church until the reforms of the second Vatican Council (1962-5); it is still used for scientific names in biology and astronomy. The Romance languages are derived from it.

EXAMPLE SENTENCES

Don't leave that in for too long Janet, or you will get Tamponulous Forti. "remember last time Janet"
She left it in there so long it turned to stone, worst case of Tamponulous Forti i ever saw

by G4ndhi March 10, 2016

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