I'm taking Carrie to the prom

Menstrual, period

"Hey babe, want to have sex?" " Sorry, I'm taking Carrie to the prom."

by T Thomas April 8, 2015

taking it to the next level

When you shove a massive banoonis up someones ass.

You: Im gonna to be taking it to the next level bitch!
Bitch: Go for it faggot !
You: Ok wheres my banoonis !
Bitch: Oh... Fuck

by PoopChute69 October 7, 2014

taking grandma to applebee's

Sexual act in which a man stuffs a piece of fruit, though most often an apple, entirely up an elderly woman's pussy. He then proceeds to remove it from her gray cave and serve it to her on a cheap and dirty acrylic plate.

Hector: I took Dolores to Applebee's last night.
Gustavo: Oh yeah? How was the food?
Hector: No, you idiot. I stuffed a pear in her box then made her eat it.
Gustavo: <silence>
Hector: You've never enjoyed the experience of taking grandma to Applebee's before?
Gustavo: Can't say that I have.
Hector: You're missing out. Sometimes the old hag will leave you a tip. Depends on the quality of the fruit though.

by ZarpaDelTigre November 11, 2010

taking her to the train station

sleeping with a girl that you don't really want to sleep with.

and yer trying to get rid of by taking her to the train station but she takes advantage of yer kindness on the way

by GLUEPUNX July 14, 2005

Taking it to the grave with me

To love something so much that you don’t want to lose it even after you’ve died

I love that tote bag so much! I’m taking it to the grave with me

by good_grief_natalia April 9, 2020

taking grandma to applebees

doing her from behind while she's bent over on a walker, while simultaneously eating ribs off her back.

Dude, I had such a crazy time with that bitch last night! Let's just say we got wasted, and then I was definitely taking grandma to applebees!

by asian cole November 13, 2010

Taking Her to Swiss Chalet

verb. When a man has sex with woman from behind, while she gives a blowjob to another man. The term is used as a verb often as a discreet way of announcing the sex act regardless of who may overhear.

Additionally, this term may garner hilarity on the part of anyone who isn't familiar with the term.

Joe (clearly audible to all): "Steve, the girl at the other end of the bar is up for us taking her to swiss chalet."

Overhearing Grandmother (for some reason in a bar): "Oh, you boys are so sweet. My husband would take me to Swiss Chalet every Sunday, before he passed."

by ZeroTheFool March 21, 2010