tafff

when someone is taking a long time between exercises in the gym, this may involve pretending to go to the toilet or just starting a conversation with strangers in order to prolong ones set.

person 1:right bro!im just going to the toilet il be back in a sec.....

5 mins later.....

Person 2:hes still not back its been 10 mins since he went!
Person 3:yeah, hes definatly doing a Tafff

by tobzdogg December 23, 2011

taffy fart

noun: see taffyfart.

Taffy fart is synonymous with taffyfart.

by Donald Shimoda April 17, 2008

yanking taffy

Pulling and tugging on a flaccid penis in an attempt to get an erection.

Usually happens when you are just starting to masturbate.

It also happens when the person is unable to achieve erection, so they just keep tugging and yanking their penis hoping something happens.

Wife 1: I felt kinky the other day, so I went to my husband while he was asleep and pulled down his pants and starting jacking him off.... but...

Wife 2: But? What happened?

Wife 1: But nothing happened, it was like yanking taffy.

by Z_SD February 14, 2012

Dropping Taffy

Taking a shit. Creating something amazing. Taking a shit and creating something amazing at the same time. Demonstrating superb skills in one's profession. Demonstrating superb skills with the ability to blow out a bathroom.

Where you just dropping taffy in my parents bathroom?

I just dropped taffy all over that exam.

I can't wait to hit the skate park and watch him drop taffy on these fools!

by alupnya July 13, 2012

Tana Taffy Plank Puddin

A skutrag Ingloid, born and raised, a brainless, uneducated, original sandnaght who will never amount to anything. She will always couch bounce from trap house to trap house. A little hoe that resembles the worms in Men in Black because she pokes her ass outward to make it appear larger than non existing and in result her abdomen appears to be bloated like two week old dead animal carcus waiting to explode at the first poke. Sleeps around with whoever, whenever, wherever, because shes easy and poses no challenge for any man to get it in. She is so revolutingly nasty that she has knowingly had the clap for 10 months, maybe longer, spreading it to every man she sleeps with without disclosing the fact that she is infected with full blown chlamydia.

That Tana Taffy Plank Puddin is such a dumb nasty hoe! Can you believe that she drove by the local health department and didn't stop to have her STD treated.

by Fefe and shardin July 6, 2022

Laffy Taffy

Looks hard, but is actually soft.

Look at that Laffy Taffy ass nigga.

by CrckrJack22 July 6, 2011

Ass Taffy

Ass taffy is just another word for shit. Its inspiration was the D4L song "Laffy Taffy."

"So, I was about to give her head. But when I pull off her underwear, they're filled with ass taffy."

by John Owen November 28, 2005