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stealth tug

the art of masturbating in public while those around you remain unaware.
"Hey Enoch, what are you up to?"
"Uh...Nothing." (translation: "stealth tugging")
by Jamal Jenkins November 11, 2006
mugGet the stealth tugmug.

Thug Tug

Suzie gave K'wan a thug tug last night. He had a shit-eating grin on his face today.
by ethangawgg June 9, 2011
mugGet the Thug Tugmug.

cruiser and tug

The very common phenominon amongst posh, proffesional white women.
It's a really stunning woman who is always accompanied by her horrible, fat, ugly little friend.
by Kilo Lobo June 14, 2003
mugGet the cruiser and tugmug.

Sugg Tug

a maneuver in which a person with the name Sugg gives a guy a hand job.
Person A:I heard this Italian guy spits mad game

Person B: oh yeah, why do you say that?

Person A: because he's getting a Sugg tug tonight
by Cougs4life September 5, 2010
mugGet the Sugg Tugmug.

Rush Tug

whereby a man has learnt to ejaculate very quickly whilst masturbating. This form of self flagellation is employed when the individual must not only be discreet - but fast. Either at home or in public - when a man becomes aroused and decides he simply can not wait to spank the monkey - irrespective of the time and location. By their very nature rush tugs are often at inappropriate times - be that at work or home, funerals etc.
Often employed by teenage boys living at home or otherwise respectable married men. For example

"mate, did you see Pammy on baywatch yesterday morning?"

"did i? i had a quick rush tug before the wife came downstairs!"
........................................................

"You had a long old wait at the airport - what did you do to fill the time?"

"read the paper, listened to my ipod and even crammed in a few rush tugs in the toilet!"

...........................................................

"your such a prolific w@nker - doesnt the wife mind?"

"she doesnt know mate, I've got my technique down and everything - i can blurt my caffeine riddled man jiz in under a minute - Im highly adept at rush tugging- she just thinks i have a week bladder!"

.................................

"did you have a rush tug then last night?"

"no mate - the wife was out - so i took my time, stuck on some bukkake porn and had a nice relaxed, leisurely tug!"

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"did that bird wank you off then?"

"yes mate - but it was crap - she gave me a ruff tug - bruised my cock and everything"

"what do u monk in - tissue or a sock?"

"neither mate - i only do posh tugs with a condom"
by rushtugger May 29, 2009
mugGet the Rush Tugmug.

tug out

to whack it; pull it; milk it; jerk it; to masturbate;have sex with your hand
dude hold on a minuet, i think that kid is going to tug out here pretty quick,
by seb-seb May 2, 2009
mugGet the tug outmug.

Tug-of-Peace

Person 1: Hey, Person 2! Let's have a Tug-of-War!
Person 2: How about a Tug-of-Peace instead?
They begin jerking each other off.
by Dawn Of Solace November 16, 2014
mugGet the Tug-of-Peacemug.

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