traffic grape jam 

when you are stuck in traffic and the cars in front of and behind you are purple

God this highway sucks. This is the worst traffic grape jam ever. I want a sandwich.

traffic grape jam by trigger mikes March 30, 2010

Traffic coning 

When people are holding up where your trying to go or what your trying to do such as in traffic, blunt rotation, or taking too long to get ready

Guy 1: yo where you at therea mad girls here
Guy 2: im on the parkway tryin to get over there but niggas is traffic coning hard

Traffic coning by mrpiffington7 November 19, 2015

Traffic Accident

The act of defecating on your partners genitals and once done, drag your ass from the zone of defecation, towards the head. Creating a skid mark... Resembling a car skidding out of control, leaving marks that lead to the nasty pile up at the end.

"I got freaked out first time she asked me to give her a Traffic Accident but then she tossed my salad and...
It's like a Hot Karl, with a little twist.

Traffic Accident by torontonian000005 April 2, 2009

Traffic cone 

When you walk in on your wife having an affair. You immediately challenge the man to a penis duel. The loser gets a reach around while the winner performs a donkey punch.

Nice we totally traffic coned my wife last night

Traffic cone by (>)`-`(>) June 23, 2008

Traffic of Influence 

The ability to influence events, or actions of others, due to authority.

I have shaped the traffic of influence to ensure my proposal wins the competition.

Traffic of Influence by Wob Wob Wobbah May 31, 2011

Traffic Jam 

The act of fingering or finger jamming a girl while she is driving.

My girlfriend agreed to drive me to work, but only if I gave her a traffic jam on the way there.

Traffic Jam by Kyle156 April 28, 2008

traffic cone x core 

those who steal traffic cones.

wow, that kid is so traffic cone x core he stole one of those water barrels with the light on top!

traffic cone x core by The Python January 31, 2005