This Place Sucks Report. The corporate america has been so bogged down with status reports that no work gets done because you spend all day giving your status to obnoxious product managers. Let them know how you feel in the next TPS Report.
Boss: Did you get that project done?
Me: Actually I haven't had time to start a new one.
Boss: Mmmm yeah, well send me a TPS Report with its status.
Me: This Place Sucks.
Me: Actually I haven't had time to start a new one.
Boss: Mmmm yeah, well send me a TPS Report with its status.
Me: This Place Sucks.
by Todd B. January 18, 2005
by TP21 May 29, 2011
When your boss asks you if you received the memo about including the new cover sheet on your TPS Report and instead you take a shit on your TPS Report before turning it in.
Boss:
Hello, Peter. What’s happening? Uh…we have sort of a problem here. Yeah. You apparently didn’t put one of the new coversheets on your TPS report.
Peter:
No, Bob. This time I thought I’d just include a TPS Steamer.
Boss:
That would be great….
Hello, Peter. What’s happening? Uh…we have sort of a problem here. Yeah. You apparently didn’t put one of the new coversheets on your TPS report.
Peter:
No, Bob. This time I thought I’d just include a TPS Steamer.
Boss:
That would be great….
by TPF_Benny April 01, 2010
Tounge Punch the Fart Box. similar to Tounge Jack the Shit Box. The act of inserting the tongue as deep as possible into the anus.
by SNIPERCOW December 30, 2011
A report, usually printed on soft, pliable paper. 'tps' is an acronym for Toilet Paper Substitute. Submitting a tps report without the requisite cover page is tantamount to leaving the toilet seat up after taking a leak. Both events usher a series of comments by superiors and peers alike.
by Tim C. November 11, 2004
A cylindrical roll of toilet paper (usually made by wrapping tp around the hand) into which the penis can be inserted for mess-free fapping.
by Snapchat Noots May 04, 2016