When a person is performing the act of masterbation and at the peak of climax grabs an old "Dusty towel" and rubs it on his face in an attempt to sneeze. Which in turn will create 9/8 of an orgasm since a human sneeze is said to be the equivalent of 1/8th of an orgasm.
"Hey Jeremy I tottally gave myself a dusty towel last night." "What the fuck is wrong with you Ryan?"
by Dusty146 November 06, 2013
Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.
This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.
This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.
Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!
by TheGoyWonder November 01, 2015
The guilt a man feels when he begins to dry his face with a towel before realising that he has used it the night before as a cum rag.
Man: "Hey can you pass me that towel?"
Woman: "Yea sure" (passes the towel) "What's wrong?"
Man: "I've got some serious towel guilt. I forgot I used it as a cum rag last night."
Woman: "Yea sure" (passes the towel) "What's wrong?"
Man: "I've got some serious towel guilt. I forgot I used it as a cum rag last night."
by breeski December 15, 2010
by ahrightkiiid September 25, 2017
1. A much more polite term used to describe someone willing to be treated like a "cum rag".
2. The act of swinging your partner over your shoulder after they exert whorish behaviour.
2. The act of swinging your partner over your shoulder after they exert whorish behaviour.
by eggsandmoreeggs February 14, 2022
A wook trinket used for wiping sweat, concealing wookery, cleaning drug boogers and holding on for dear life while tripping balls.
Riley: "Where do I get a wook towel or whatever it's called?"
Sergio: "OMG, It's called a 'pashmina'*!"
Sergio: "OMG, It's called a 'pashmina'*!"
by Servio90 September 09, 2019
A finger towel is a small-sized towel providing an easy convenience to dry a girl’s hands and 'fingertips' quickly after diddling her pussy to orgasm.
I keep a finger towel in my nightstand in case my mom barges in my room.
My finger towel was juicy tonight.
I caught my brother sniffing my finger towel.
My finger towel was juicy tonight.
I caught my brother sniffing my finger towel.
by Eaton Holgoode February 08, 2018