The Tow-Boat Method

The Tow_Boat Method refers to when someone uses their hand to pull a stuck shit out of their constricted asshole.

Just when I thought I would never shit again, I discovered The Tow-Boat Method.

by Pimposterous October 17, 2023

Tow La La

A lazy tow truck driver that makes people wait stranded on the side of the road because they don’t feel like working.

“Come on man, go to your call. Stop being a Tow La La.”

by DispatchBitch December 21, 2023

You wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday

South West saying. When you've already done something once and there's no need to do it again

"I'm gonna go ask for her number again"

"Mate come on, you wouldn't tow your tractor twice on a Tuesday"

by Bovlin January 10, 2024

Towe game

A simple game that played between 2 friends, on a sunny day the victim pulls his pants down and puts it on a metal slide until children come down the slide, simple to win u have to last the longest and have the biggest burn

Person 1: Why isn't Jason coming swimming
Person 2: didn't u here he played the towe game?

by Masticspastic April 22, 2023

ro-tow

When the blunt is actively in rotation between heads. Slang for rotation "ro-tow". When the smoke is shared with more than one party.

Slang for rotation defined as "ro-tow".

by Supahkal December 13, 2022

ToW Community

Dictatorships are cool
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I love the ToW Community

by ToW Gang November 11, 2018

tow-in and tow-out

Not to be confused with the similar-sounding-and-also-automotive-related term used when discussing the particulars of a front-end alignment, this phrase refers to an “ultimate in sweetness” revenge-action that you perform on someone whom you’re fumin’-mad at. Plus it’s quite simple and fairly low-cost, as well; all you need is a wrecker-truck and an opportunity to access his unattended vehicle.

Tow-in and tow-out is comparatively easy and highly-effective means to bring no end of misery and humiliation to almost anyone who has wronged you… what you do is acquire a suitable-sized wrecker-truck and haul your victim’s vehicle (i.e., “tow it in”) to a location where parking is a big no-no, such as in a handicapped-designated space, on a bridge/causeway, in front of a fire-hydrant or public mailbox, in a “resident/customer-parking only” or “no parking; tow-away zone” area, etc. Then move a few blocks away and sit in your truck to wait till the call goes out over the airwaves for “any available tow-vehicle in the area” to haul off the illegally-parked vehicle, whereupon you promptly thumb your mike and offer to take the call. You then proceed back to your victim’s vehicle and whisk it off to the impound yard (“tow it out”). And then, of course, your unfortunate victim is obliged to endure the assorted hassles --- not to mention considerable expense --- of both locating his suddenly-vanished jalopy and coughing up the exorbitant sums necessary to regain the use of said vehicle! Schweet! Just be sure that you don’t get caught hauling the car to the illegal spot in the first place, and you should be all set.

by QuacksO September 9, 2018