(noun) a decent music player that usualy used for it internet pornagraphy capabilities among teenagers
Bill: "Hey dude, i got grounded for being caught watchin porn on my PC"
Bob: "that sux i just watch porn on my ipod touch and not get caught."
Bill: "fuck you"
Bob: "that sux i just watch porn on my ipod touch and not get caught."
Bill: "fuck you"
by smokey-mcpot February 04, 2009
all i want to do is touch fanny
by fanny toucher 9000 November 20, 2020
by Dequavis January 04, 2018
When two men rub their penises togther, the first of the two males to get a boner loses. Its a legit game, a mans game! -Jhop
by Jason Hopkins February 12, 2007
by pseudonymous richardson January 09, 2017
1) to have a turtle head pop from one's rectum before underpants are removed
2) to break wind with more force than expected, and to cause fecal matter to come in to contact with one's underpants before being able to suck it back in
2) to break wind with more force than expected, and to cause fecal matter to come in to contact with one's underpants before being able to suck it back in
by Borne September 23, 2004
"So all of a sudden my girlfriend is sobbing on the couch and talking about how we're never going to get married and her family hates her! I managed to calm her down, but boy was it tense! It was touch and go for a few minutes there."
by fire and rain December 04, 2003