Shitters Touch

The ability to cause everything you touch to turn to shit ie. break it, ruin it, bugger it up in some way (the opposite of the Midas Touch where everything you touch turns golden).

Don't lend him anything of value. He's got the Shitters Touch.

by yorrick hunt January 17, 2008

9/11 Tourette's

A neurological disorder that is characterized by invoking the tragic events of September 11, 2001 in places where they don't belong.

The phrase was coined by Jon Stewart of The Daily Show on Octover 1, 2007.

Actual examples of 9/11 Tourette's:

"I also think there have been subsequent intervening events, September 11, which cast somewhat of a different light on the second ammendment."

"Won't you 9/11 help us 9/11? Because 9/11 is a terrible 9/11 to 9/11."

by Gilgamesch October 19, 2007

touch-butt

Touch-butt is a kind of light-contact or no-contact sparring/martial art training, that is considered to be ineffective or straight bullshit, not to mention looking too gay for combat. Usually reserved for guys like Conor McGregor's movement couch Ido Portal.

Who are you training with?! You're playing touch-butt with that dork in the park!

by Orrion July 31, 2016

Tour of the house

A discrete way of asking someone if they want to hook up.

Dean: You smell nice
Kseniya: Would you like a tour of the house? ;)
Alex: Dean, you have a girlfriend

by JewlzStille January 13, 2011

Emotional Tourist

An emotional tourist is one that goes from person to person and feeds off of their experiences and emotions to fill the emptiness inside of them.

You ditched your grieving friend to hang out in a bathtub with a complete stranger? I should have known you were an emotional tourist!

by Pamela Manson December 4, 2013

Tough Beef

a cow that requires more than the usual amount of punches to the head before its dead.

i was at the slaughter house the other day and bust my knuckles when i came across some tough beef

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

tough toilets

A popular Midwestern expression similar to "Tough Luck."

Guess what republicans, you lost the election again, tough toilets! or This letter here says that I can't keep my $1000 a month junk health insurance policy that only covers a box of band-aids, oh well, tough toilets!

by BanditFan November 16, 2013