Closed-Toed

Basically, a fashion shoe style, but can be used as a term for being closed-minded, narrow-minded, uptight and/or a Debbie-Downer....

Valarie says to Jim, "What do you mean, Wilbur can't use the girls bathroom, don't be so closed-toed."

by Huskergirl22 February 17, 2017

toledo express

An awesome punch move. Used by Ron Burgundy in Anchorman 2.

Johnny wanted to kick my ass, but he was a pussy, so I showed him the toledo express.

by Ziggy Kickass March 2, 2015

Tossed salad fingers

When you scratch your butt hole with your fingers and go around shaking peoples hands then afterwards smell them and they smell like shit.

When I got home after the meeting I smelled my fingers and they smelled like tossed salad fingers.

by El coyote September 7, 2019

ten toed

To hit somebody so hard that they completely leave both their feet in the air for any amount of time, usually resulting in a KO

He got ten toed so bad from that hit, now he sleepin on the ground

by Anarchy99 August 30, 2015

Toted

you have taken an exceeded amount of xanax bars

boy "i'm so toted i can't see straight"

boy "Your such a tote"

by BL0DR04LLD4Y January 12, 2011

halo toked

getting a high off of playing way too much Halo/Halo 2

Cason just got halo toked for 36 hours straight yousse guyssse

by JESSE JAMMONS May 13, 2005

tossed salad

to lick a bunghole

last night your mom tossed my salad

by oogalie boogalie April 24, 2003