Toaster Strudel

n. (tō′stər - stro̅o̅d′l) a. The sexual act of making a design with your semen on your partner (usually while ejaculating), much like you would make a design with the icing on a Toaster Strudel.

Tim: Hey John, did you go home with that slutty waitress last night?

John: Yeah, I gave that bitch a Toaster Strudel.

by YDM May 26, 2014

toaster porn

it means anal. "the longer its in the browner it gets."

i watched some toaster porn last night.

by death0930 June 24, 2016

Toaster cricket

Roaches. Usually found in toaster of a resturant

Man, I went to clean the crumb tray of the toaster and these toaster crickets scattered everywhere

by Mikeoxmall August 18, 2019

Toaster Strudel

The most dank-ass pastry one can buy from a supermarket. Fried dough on the outside and delicious jam sauce in the inside. The better version of poptart.

What's that chronic pastry you got?
Its a toaster strudel brah

by isjfoidsj1290e October 4, 2013

Toaster Strudeled

When a male ejaculates onto his partner, giving her the appearance of being freshly iced like a toaster strudel. Then begins to talk about feeling so that the female remains trapped there like prey.

Nina: Yeah, he totally toaster strudeled me last night and I had to friendzone him and couldn’t leave.

by Strudel Lover 69 January 23, 2019

Toaster Strudel

To "Toaster Strudel" is to ejaculate on your partners chest or back in a wavy pattern which mirrors a toaster strudel.

Hey Naomi, Do you want to make a toaster strudel?

by UrbanDictionaryDweller December 3, 2016

Toaster Strudel

The rich man's poptart.

Mom: Hey kids, I bought Toaster Strudel.
Kids: Yes!!!

by bangkoktocalgary September 11, 2009