by imissonedirection November 2, 2019

person 1: im gonna watch some tik tok
person 2: no man u finna combust explode and die
person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dies
person 2: no man u finna combust explode and die
person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA dies
by 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 June 6, 2022

A very infectious parasite that invades from within and eats it’s way out of the host. May cause physical Tourette’s
by MasterTDJ February 4, 2020

Kid1: hey do u have Tik Tok?
kid2: no that shits scary
Kid1: but noah neck is so fucking hot
kid2: ...
kid2: no that shits scary
Kid1: but noah neck is so fucking hot
kid2: ...
by Emji69420 June 27, 2021

An addictive app where antisocial idiots go on to make pointless videos and get famous for no reason. Yeah thats me.
by WhatsTheTimeMyGuy? October 30, 2019

Medical shorthand for Stage 5 Cancer usually located in the brain.
This type of cancer is very invasive, and will almost always result in a severe loss of intelligence, possible causing the patient to fall into a vegetative state.
If you believe you or a loved one have Tik Tok, GO TO THE HOSPITAL IMMEDIATELY AND SEE A DOCTOR, as your time is limited. Make sure your friends and family are aware of the severe implications that Tik Tok can cause.
This type of cancer is very invasive, and will almost always result in a severe loss of intelligence, possible causing the patient to fall into a vegetative state.
If you believe you or a loved one have Tik Tok, GO TO THE HOSPITAL IMMEDIATELY AND SEE A DOCTOR, as your time is limited. Make sure your friends and family are aware of the severe implications that Tik Tok can cause.
"Will my daughter make it doctor?"
"Yes, but due to how destructive Tik Tok was to her brain, she'll be stuck in a vegetative state. She'll need to be fed through a tube for the rest of her life."
"Oh my god, if only I caught it sooner..."
"Yes, but due to how destructive Tik Tok was to her brain, she'll be stuck in a vegetative state. She'll need to be fed through a tube for the rest of her life."
"Oh my god, if only I caught it sooner..."
by AJ070706 September 12, 2022
