Ticketmaster

evil megalomaniac corporation that charges ridiculous service charges on already overpriced tickets.

$11.00 service charge? what the hell?

by v1cious May 14, 2004

worky ticket

Pushing ones luck. Pull a fast one.
Causing trouble, sometimes in a mischevious way, sometimes in an agressive way.
Used in North East England.

'By.. what a worky ticket he is!!'
or .. 'He's really working his ticket with me!'

by nicola usher September 5, 2008

the golden ticket

1) A Trojan Magnum condom, since the color of the wrapper is gold.
2)Refers to the fact that a man's penis is wider than average; therefore, needing a condom with more room.

"Hey, how did it go last night with your boyfriend?"

"Amazing! He's got the Golden Ticket."

by Ashley aka Bunny October 8, 2006

Tickety boo

Everything is okay or everything is fine.

I thought I had lost my keys, but I found them and everything was tickety boo.

by Donald Currie December 31, 2003

ticketmaster

a website that sells event tickets

they own an online monopoly since there is no other way of purchasing the tickets

this is why ticketmaster feel the need to charge up to a 30% fee on your total purchase.

without competition, Ticketmaster will continue ripping you off

see asshole

by Russian Mike September 28, 2004

two ticket ass

A severely overweight aircraft passenger that knowingly defies airline policy and purchases a single ticket for airfare, fully aware their ass will occupy two or more seats. "Two ticket asses" are usually female, and play dumb as they attempt to board the aircraft, as if not understanding what all the fuss is about. They take perverse pleasure in making the life of the stewardess (aka walrus handler) miserable.

"I'm sorry, madame. You have only a single ticket and this airline has a policy that mandates the purchase of two tickets for severely overweight passengers. You'll have to go back to the check-in counter. No, mam, this is not a joke."

"Dayum, Shanika's bangin. You see dat barrel she towin? Dat some two ticket ass!"

by Mark_J January 16, 2009

thats the ticket

A phrase of relaxation, or pleasure. Commonly used when something goes just the way you want it to.

*leaning back in chair and stretching*..ahhhhh, thats the ticket...

by Pistol Starta February 11, 2004