Cool As A Zipper

Slang for being be calm, relaxed, and ready to accomplish anything in front of them such as a stressful activity. This can be used after calming down after an emotional blow up.
After freaking out Allison took a deep breath and contained herself. Someone asked "Are you doing okay Allison?" to which she emphatically replied "I'm as cool as a zipper!"
by dantemac253 May 03, 2011
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pants zipper

the most annoying fucking thing ever!! can't i just touch your dick without trying to work a complicated metallic mechanism meant for monkeys??
Damn. Your pants zipper is stuck... got any oooiiilllllllll?
by yathiskidrox April 27, 2015
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zipper struggle

When y'all aren't fucking
Example 1:

Nick: "How's the zipper struggle going?"
Matt: "Can't hook anybody on Tinder so it looks like it'll be a long time until I get laid."

Example 2:

Katie: "How are you and Lola doing lately?"
Caleb: "We're in a zipper struggle because I forgot to feed the cat on Monday."
by porkchchoppanzeefin May 05, 2020
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Zipper lip

A person who can not shut there mouths long enough to let other people talk
by Gibble cunt May 15, 2022
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Whimpering Zipper

When doughy pantload George Santos wears slacks 4-sizes too small
George "Kitara Ravaché" Devolder Santos sprinted nervously away from a reporter in what were supposed to be slacks, but only looked like yoga leggings. dude's pants were so tight they had a whimpering zipper
by Uncle Joosie July 01, 2023
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zipper zucchini

A man’s penis. Also sometimes referred to as a trouser snake.
He unzipped his jeans and out popped a zipper zucchini!
by JRL1998 October 02, 2023
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Zipper Nick

pinching your weiner in your zipper
that chick likes to bust my balls, she's a total zipper nick !
by zipper nickers September 13, 2011
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