The hooded man technique

See "the masturbating ninja" technique for reference.

Always use the hooded man technique to avoid a shirt full of spunk, and judgemental stares from your mother while she does your laundry.

by dirk digglett March 31, 2015

The love heart technique

When your bopping someone and you force there legs behind there back breaking them in the process into a love heart shape

I did the love heart technique with the stripper now she’s in the hospital

by BestGeographer454 February 3, 2020

alexander technique

Indispensable therapy for all A-List celebrities. The best way to arch your shoulders back to make them look narrower (though this is not the technique's intended aim), and the breast and chest puff forward like a cockerel. You can't walk the red carpet in any other way.

Mark: That girl walks like a rooster!
Mireille: No Mark, it's just a horrible attempt at an Alexander Technique.

by Mark MacDougall May 8, 2006

The Cum Sock Technique

The Cum Sock Technique is a sex move where the male participant has to sexually interact with ones partner so hard they become unconscious, then proceed ejaculate into said partner and to finish it off, put an empty bag over their head and throw them out the window.

Dave: "so I did The Cum Sock Technique to Stacy last night, most fun in years"

by Malicious_Buckles October 16, 2019

Textbook Deflection Technique

A deflection technique that is frequently used.

"Are you saying I'm unathletic... Cause yeah I am"
"He just used a Textbook Deflection Technique"

by XD_)NOTUSKNOT_CUBER_FRICK_TAPE January 24, 2022

The bowling ball technique

Fingering a girl in her ass and pussy at the same time and picking them up

Me and Barbie did the bowling ball technique last night

by Cockmastaflex March 28, 2021

Mud-Vein Technique

A martial art technique pioneered by The Justin, which involves shoving your fist so far up someone's ass, that you are able to use two fingers to poke their eyes out from the inside. An ultra-violent method of creating good fun.

You best check yoself before I bust out the mud vein technique on yo ass.

by ~G~ October 22, 2004