Suicide

Not an escape. Life is hell, but no one is good enough to go to heaven, so when you die you would only go to hell. Which is life, so technically you would just go to a new life. But it is an act of the brave, only the cowardly can't do it. If you truly have nothing to live for, and life sucks that bad, then why not. If truly no one cares when you leave, then go do it. If you really just can't get better, then this is one way out. I say, if you have nothing to live for, then at least you can have one act of bravery before you die.

Emo person: "I want to commit suicide"

Me: "Do you though?"

Them: "Yes?"

Me: "You really have nothing to live for?"

Them: "Yes?"

Me: "Then why am I stopping you, if you have nothing to live for go do it. In fact, I might even join you, what is your method of dying?"

Them: "Uhhhh, I really did not expect that response, ummmm....."

*Slowly backs away*

by Just your local serial killer December 11, 2019

suicide

Starting on the base line, sprint to the free throw line, return to the base line, sprint to half court, return to the base line, sprint to the far free throw line, return to the base line, sprint to the far base line, and return to the base line.

We had to run 10 suicides during practice today since we lost our basketball game.

by Melissa Davis August 16, 2004

Suicidal

When someone feels they aren't important or that they don't have a purpose or wants to end there life because something bad happened. Remember if you weren't important or didn't have a purpose you would not be here right now. Someone loves you. You are NOT alone. I am an also suicidal so I know from experience. God is not finish with you. God has a plan for you. If something isn't going right, then remember there is a future where everything can change. Don't end your life short.

"Just because I'm suicidal doesn't mean I'm crazy or stupid"

by The Idk or idc girl October 16, 2019

suicide

It's the only way out.

Suicide is the answer.

by hwbrgdtse December 28, 2005

suicide

If you can't sleep you may consider committing suicide. A sometimes peaceful way of dealing with your sleep disorder.

Bobby committed suicide. Bobby never woke up. :(

by CJDJ September 25, 2005

Suicide

A permanent answer to a temporary problem that does endless amounts more damage then it fixes

I heard you tried to commit suicide, please talk to me, how can I help you?

by Metallicajunkie October 8, 2018

Suicide

An act that's been legal for 60 years, but most Americans think is still illegal.

Omg i can't believe Tim tried to kill himself! He's gonna get arrested!
People who know about the laws of their own country: what? Suicide became legal in 1961.

by Gotta let go October 10, 2020