When a man cuts the throat of another person just enough to have enough room for a penis to fit in. you then have sex with this wound while the person receiving makes seal noises.
by fetishlover June 6, 2014

The gayest task you will ever encounter. Generally a punishment assigned by state departments of transportation. i.e. GDOT.
Today you need to put Bell ends and Duct seal on these pipes that already have wire pushed through them. OHHH NOOOOO!!!! RUNNN!!!
by BigDaddyBellEnd May 27, 2018

Requesting someone to split something 50/50
For true seal time you must attempt to make the noise a seal would while requesting half = arf
For true seal time you must attempt to make the noise a seal would while requesting half = arf
by Rafrooda October 9, 2011

Seal Gaming is a seal that is massively enthusiast towards Svan the seal, and sometimes can obtain the role of Am seal.
by adidya (svan x hadi x preth) May 30, 2022

When a female places both hands firmly against the lower-side sections of her breasts and pushes them together in a repetitive motion. If motion is executed quickly enough, the sound of the breasts smacking together gives off a kissy kiss noise. Can also be done by males although slightly less attractive opposed to a woman practicing the art of the Seal Kiss.
George: Hey Tim! Did you see Jen give her twins the Seal Kisses?
Tim: Darnit I missed it whilst grabbing another Brewsky out of the cooler
Tim: Darnit I missed it whilst grabbing another Brewsky out of the cooler
by SealManONE August 25, 2011

A bean seal is a person who wears a hoodie with a tight hood, thus making the person look like a bean or a seal. The hood may also be pulled tight on a looser hood to produce the same effect.
To bean seal or 'pulling a bean seal' can also be used as a verb.
Bean sealing is the practice of wearing a hoodie with a tight hood.
To bean seal or 'pulling a bean seal' can also be used as a verb.
Bean sealing is the practice of wearing a hoodie with a tight hood.
e.g. Friend 1: "Aw mate! My hair look terrible today" Friend 2: "Looks like you're gonna have to bean seal!"
by Hoothoot131 June 22, 2012

The desired result of completely sealing something up.
Usually the result of the act of clothing oneself against the elements, commonly seen at UK festivals when festival-goers wear head-to-toe waterproof gear. It is often the case that a successfully sealed unit only occurs when an all-in-one waterproof suit has been used as the sealing agent.
Usually the result of the act of clothing oneself against the elements, commonly seen at UK festivals when festival-goers wear head-to-toe waterproof gear. It is often the case that a successfully sealed unit only occurs when an all-in-one waterproof suit has been used as the sealing agent.
Chrissy: I am definitely damp inside my waterproof jacket and trousers and it's not from trying to pee in a cup to save me going to the portaloos. My sealed unit is compromised.
Mark: I am a completely sealed unit in my all-in-one.
Mark: I am a completely sealed unit in my all-in-one.
by Tee Elle See August 5, 2011
