Rocket raccoon

a badass trash panda

someone: wow whos that badass trash panda?
me: oh thas Rocket raccoon

by tony.STANK October 19, 2020

Raccoon Knuckles

Fake meat .....

Burger king chicken nuggets taste like raccoon Knuckles....

by Jtm9887 November 3, 2022

Rocket Raccoon

The best not a raccoon in the whole flarking galaxy

Not a raccoon nor a flarking trash panda

ONLY ROCKET NOT Rocket Raccoon

by V1NCERULES July 17, 2022

Hezzy/Raccoon

A Hezzy/Raccoon: when you make eye contact with something and then run it over without stopping, followed by letting it get hit continuously by the traffic behind you.

Rose wants to pull a Hezzy/Raccoon on a Trump supporter.

by anonymous December 18, 2020

space raccoon

A space raccoon a person preferably a female who has smugded eyeliner and fuzzy hair

Ricky showed up to the party bodean looking like a space raccoon

by Lafawnda wells March 29, 2015

raccoon boi

the most powerful entity. is a huge nemesis to the human kind and has defeated many gods among those stands the almighty boot man who was the so called undefeatable. the raccoon boi can never be defeated by anything, not even the almighty broom who many gods have used in the past.

boot man: you can not defeat me raccoon boi
raccoon boi: *threatening squeal*
boot man: *attacks with broom and does 60 hp*
raccoon boi: *heals behind wall then charges and jumps at boot man*
boot man: *tries to swing but raccoon boi breaks broom with mindy powers*
raccoon boi: *bites boot man and the back of the neck causing inside to implode then become a black hole and evaporate his body*
boot man: *boot man.exe has crashed*

by blackterrer May 13, 2018

Sneaky Raccoon

When you’re hitting a girl from the back and Insert your two index fingers into her butthole and as she turns around to see what you’re doing, you make a perfect poop circle around her eyes.

I gave Rebecca that Sneaky Raccoon, she might press charges.

by Bigdaddyavez November 30, 2019