Met

Dubys daddy. Father figure. One to eliminate.

Duby are you guys going to win again? No the Mets grounded us like a mean step daddy

by What’s a met September 13, 2022

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Met the toad

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

Experiencing a completely different outlook on life after taking psychedelics (like Mike tyson after smoking DMT)

“What happened to Mathew?he used to be so angry all the time.”
“He met the toad after taking shrooms and now he gardens to get rid of all his frustrations “

by suckmah October 27, 2020

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Met

To fail in awesome fashion after seemingly on the cusp of greatness.

The Mets are gonna Met.

Our company was on a track for a record year and then it metted.

by HodgieMan September 13, 2025

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Bull met

.A dead dog that was killed by a murderer

The murderer gave him chocolate (it is poisonous for dogs she is really dumb).
Now its a joke like sis grow up it is only a dead dog.
He lived for 14 years R.I.P

Bull bafucking kever ahoti bull met!

by Bullmet November 20, 2019

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If That Is Your Insane Then Let Met Haunted House At This House Because Crystal Chandeliers Hang

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 22, 2025

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Metting

The annual tradition of the New York Mets major league baseball team squandering a division lead or choking in a big series.

The New York Mets are metting again by losing their division lead to the Braves. The Mets always choke and are metting again in the National League East race.

by America's Team August 24, 2022

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