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pulling a justice

Pulling a Justice - when you say your going to the bathroom to take a shit but you are really beating your meat.
Q: Where did Brent go?
A: He'sbeen in the bathroom for 30 minutes, he's pulling a justice.
by TeamFunkyTown May 20, 2016
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Stick Of Justice

The stick used by the streamer ThatGuyDarien to beat the senseless pulp out of criminals, ultimately serving justice to the people. Abbreviated S.O.J.
Did he just flip me off? Stick of Justice time!
by ThatTGD May 17, 2019
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Karmic Justice

The law of karma or law of behaviors vs. balance, cause vs. effect, action vs. reaction can all be described with one proverb: "as you sow, so shall you reap." Every activity and behavior creates a force of energy that comes back to the originator of that energetic force at the same level of force, energy, and intensity. We must find the karmic balance to reap the rewards of karmic justice.
They're crazy for thinking they won't reap karmic justice for slandering her on social media. They'll reap what they sow.
by Karmic Justice August 26, 2022
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Orange Justice

The anti-mating dance of humans. It is commonly performed by either children between the ages of 6 to 13, or teenagers or adults, who want to make it public knowledge, that their V-card can not be revoked, unless a miracle happens.

It's also a great exercise.
Meghan: "I'm so horny, Adam, let's come back to your place."
Adam: *Doing orange justice* "Sorry, what are you saying?"
Meghan: *Leaves*

Adam: "At least I am free of sin." He says, while not realising, that anyone who does a fortnite dance in public has a special place in hell reserved, just for them.
by Acellus January 2, 2019
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Victoria Justice

A talented and pretty actress who has not yet reached her true potential. She is in a bit of a slump. Like a phoenix, she will rise again.
by RATAN August 31, 2019
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Justice League

A series of comic books that have existed in one incarnation or another from the 60s to the present.
Founding members included Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Flash, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, and Aquaman, though DC likes to re-write history and past founders have been changed to exclude Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman, including Black Canary, Moon Maiden and Triumph instead.
There have been three main series of Justice League of America comics with many spinoffs, including international branches, rotating teams, and even a black ops league. The Justice League formula tends to be this: Popular heroes team up in the beginning, there's some internal conflict in the team, and the team separates and reconstructs with some new obscure members. As the comic goes on, the reconstructions occur more and more often, until finally the comic is full of people you don't know and it gets canned and restarted quickly.
There is also a Justice League Unlimited comic book, proving that it is possible to sell a comic book, that is based on a show, that is based on a comic book.
LITTLE KID: "Hey, is that comic book Justice League Unlimited like on Cartoon Network?"
OLDER DUDE: "No way, it's good old Justice League International with Blue Beetle and Guy Gardner."
LITTLE KID: "Blue who?"
by DarthPez September 23, 2005
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for great justice

Used as an original way to end a declaration, specially good for criticizing, ruling, etc. Taken from Zero Wing (see All your base are belong to us).
Copyright (C) Myself 2003.
For great justice.
by Darxide May 12, 2003
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