jax tumey

probably one of the only people who are hard to catch up on me loving them so dearly. AA

?: Does jax tumey know you like them?
Me: Nah they probably will never.

by MSAtheSpectacular May 12, 2022

Jiggity Jax

Likes to rail his home ❤️Pumpkin❤️

Pumpkin: Bro, Jiggity Jax railed me so fucking hard last night

by The Slammy March 8, 2024

Oppo Jax

Humongous, gigantic, impressively rotund chesticles.

Damn, that hunnie over there has a ridiculous set of oppo jax! I want to stick my face in between them!

by djp34 August 29, 2010

Jax Effect

The Jax Effect occurs when you have a problem but it miraculously fixes itself the moment someone else looks at the problem.

I brought my computer problem to Jax at IT and it fixed itself the moment she looked it. The Jax Effect just happened.

"Hey Jax. My learning modules aren't loading when I try to launch them. I keep getting an 'Access Denied' Not sure what's going on."
"OK let me take a look. Oh it looks like it's loading fine and I didn't even have to do anything."
"OMG I just got Jaxed! Thank you!"
"You're very welcome!"

"Hey can you come over here? Something's messed up."
"OK. What is it?" Walks over.
"When I click this, nothing happens... oh wait.. What? It's working now. It wasn't working before."
"You just got Jaxed."

by zerocool01 January 10, 2020

Jax

Dating Jaz and is very hot UwU

I love Jax

by Jax my love September 20, 2021

Jax

Has a humongous penis and is insaine at football but is shy and is ginger(gingers have humongous slongs) he has abs to

Jax has a huge slong

by Vikingmanwizardmanhomeofthelea August 4, 2021

Jax

Jax is a nerd that keeps falling for dn jokes and he is also a catboy

Me : hey jax what does dn mean
Jax : idk
Me : deez nuts

by Qinghaosu July 4, 2022