Dad

something you don't have

ha you don't have a dad loser

by h3h3h3h3h3 April 6, 2021

Dad

Biggest scam EVER!!!

I went shopping for milk and the isle was clearly *recognisable* from far.

You know my dad? Well I don’t. Boy never returned with milk!

by Got.Answers December 31, 2021

Dad

A person who made you because he was using your mom for sex. Somebody who uses the excuse "her/his teenage hormones and attitude" to get you into trouble.

Kid: "Dad I don't want to walk to the pool today it's a 40 minute walk."
Dad: "Oh so you're getting lazy now?"
Kid: No dad I'm not getting lazy I just don't want to walk to the pool today"
Dad: "Oh so now you're talking back to me?! Give me your phone, you're not getting it for another week"
Kid: "But da-"
Dad: "NO EXCUSES! Maybe if you didn't give me that stupid teenage attitude you would have your phone."
Mom: "Is something going on?"
Dad: "No, your kid here just has a lot of teenage hormones."

by eeew October 29, 2017

Dad

An imaginary figure of your life.

My dad left to get the milk.

by IHonetlyDontGiveAShit November 7, 2020

Dad

Rude-careless-grumpy

Me:*goes to sleep late*
Dad in the morning: "WAKE YOUR A** UP RIGHT NOW" YOUR NOT DOING THIS SHIT HERE" GO TO YOUR MOMS YOU LOST CAUSE!!!"

by anonymous January 12, 2022

DAD

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Kid: Oh you son of a bitch

by The G.O.A.T~_^_^ February 17, 2021

Dad

The guy in my life who never came back.

my dad left bro.

by Echothememedude February 10, 2018