December the twenty-fifth.
A day off work and a christmas bonus, based off a few bad calculations as to the birthday of the Christ.
A day off work and a christmas bonus, based off a few bad calculations as to the birthday of the Christ.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 07, 2004
by amboj December 29, 2003
The planet has been blown up to make room for an interstellar bypass...must be Christmas, never could get the hang of Christmas
by S. A. Jackson December 26, 2007
Husband: how much money did u spend this year on the gifts for Christmas honey?
Wife: idk, probably about $10,000.
Husband: stupid bitch! We're already in debt $5,000!!
(The family files for unemployment 2 weeks later)
Wife: idk, probably about $10,000.
Husband: stupid bitch! We're already in debt $5,000!!
(The family files for unemployment 2 weeks later)
by meth0d man December 25, 2010
A replacement word for "Look at the hotshot, doing (something) like it's nobody's business."
The word "business" slowly evolved to be pronounced as "christmas", hence the usage.
The word "business" slowly evolved to be pronounced as "christmas", hence the usage.
by RoboSllim July 22, 2005
The time of year that the shwag(lowest level of marijuana) is really really really good(in Texas), it has somthin to do with the weather...and thats what the true meaning of christmas is!!!
by liz January 14, 2004
A holiday that is molested by the jewelry companies. Commercials will state " if you love her, youll buy her this expensive ring that you cant afford. Go on! Buy the girl you just met 5 days ago a nine thousand dollar ring!" And then rough, pruny looking housewives with too much makeup on remark to their husbands that "Christmas is just around the corner" assuming that their husbands are gonna do shit for them on christmas except for get fucked up and shout at their parents. 17 year old kids also ask their parents "What santa is going to bring them this year" in a greedy attempt to obtain an expensive car that if they had a JOB they could have.
by da hood' November 14, 2004