Thanos

Some ball-sacked chin grape who wants some different colored rock candies to put on some glove for "balance"

Person: Man, Thanos is such crackhead!
Me: No, you are just an uncultured swine!! >:3

by PickleNick98 May 6, 2020

Thanos

A pruny ass grape

person 1: did you see thanos in infinity war?

person 2: yeah that bitch ass was pruny as fuck

by steve rogers July 7, 2018

Thanos

thanos is mr big purple alien thumb man. he has a very nice rock collection on his yellow oven mitten. the marvel guys and avengers people (who stink) are buly him 4 no reason. thanos come from plant titan and thanos has weird chin

thanos is a big gay

by Dank Guy 69 420 666 May 18, 2019

Thanos

I large nice purple grape with a chin that looks like Goku's hair. He has a shiny golden gauntlet that can hold 6 colorful rocks of power. Each rock has its own power. His hobbies are massive genocide, making stuff in stores 50% off, and killing his own daughter. He is the greatest Titan of all time.

"Man, Thanos is literally the greatest insurance company ever!"

by Agitated C. Juice March 22, 2021

Thanos

Purple grape with an obsession with rocks and is married to Thaniqua the great. Very attractive and sexy. Chin looks like the back of yeezys.

Ohh, look at Thanos. He has a huge purple cock!!

by nobody oompa April 29, 2019

Thanos

Died in endgame

thanos

by Baznigger April 26, 2019

Thanos

Barney’s cousin who collects fricken rocks covered in glitter and hates half the universe

Barney: howdey cuz hey can u not kill me

Thanos: sry man I gotta do what I gotta do

by Yuhhhajshdh September 7, 2019