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Shitting bricks

Stress induced constipation. Shitting bricks occurs in situations where you are so overwhelmed in your thoughts that you can't relax your asshole to take a shit. When you finally push it out, it feels as though you've passed a turd with dimensions similar to those of a brick.
God damn it! That's two days in a row Opie clogged the toilet! Exams must have him spooked. He's literally shitting bricks.
by Phaedrus3rd May 2, 2014
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Sitting In The Gaff

"I was sitting in the Gaff and I had no fucking clue"

Having no fucking clue on a situation or discussion.
May also be used if feeling tired or out of place and not knowing what to do.
Bob - "Do you understand the maths question?"
MC Monty - "Nah Im sitting in the gaff right now."
by MC Monty July 1, 2020
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Skitting

Cobh term (Cork, Ireland) Verb:To laugh uncontrollably or to find something funny.
Can also be used on its own as a reply if someone has just told you a funny story.
He walked into the door the other day, I was skitting!

Liz: You never guess what happened me the other day, I fell over in front of all the girls, so embarrassing!
Emma: Skitting!
by Liz & Emma October 4, 2008
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Shitting The Bed

Gary Grundle pissed on himself during sex. He shit the bed.
by Caesar Rodney December 10, 2002
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Sitting on the Bonnet

Used to describe a period of time out usually accompanied by intense torturous thinking.
Most commonly at a party where you get some alone time to sober up and decide whether to drink more, attempt to pull a bird or curl up and die.
Yo dude, you nailin' that whale tonight?
Na bruv, I dunno, I've got to go sit on the bonnet I'm battered mcnattered.

Yo bru, are you jacking off in there, let me in, I've got to pee!
Na sorry mate I'm just sitting on the bonnet in here!
by Hentsep Renge March 2, 2009
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shitting hot wings

The dreaded feeling of intense pain and heat in your asshole, most commonly occurring when, but not limited to, eating hot wings. It gets so bad that you are conflicted as to whether you should push it all out or hold it in out of fear. Its the worst and most unsatisfying dump anyone can have.
"yo dick, you wanna go out tonight?"

"I dont think so dude, Im shitting hot wings, so my world is coming to an end."
by thedumpmaster November 15, 2009
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shitting chords

When your poop comes out in three pieces - all slightly increasing sizes, with the quantify representing the three ascending frequencies of a musical chord.

Alternate definition - when making a loud poop, your farts are so fast and furious they overlap three times to produce a musical chord.
I had some funky tacos yesterday and this morning I was shitting chords.
Or
"An event for the offspring of mixed-race families shits a chord as the difficult to 'identify' people" - Toronto Star - January 3, 2017
by 1Yonge January 6, 2017
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