Swiss out

Swissing out is the expression of being neutral, no matter how risky it is. You could be in a middle of an argument between two people, starting to hit each other, and you will stand right in between them, not giving a fuck.

A: We are going to seize your house if you don't help us against B!
B: We will take all your stuff and leave you to burn with B if you don't help us now!
C: Nah fam I got this
(Decides to Swiss out and get the worst of both worlds)

by Уαheց October 3, 2018

swiss pickle

A green turd that remains strategically, 50/50 neutral; it's not fully out, but it's not fully in either.

Guy 1: "hey hurry it along buddy, we all need to use the throne too!"
Guy 2: "I would but this Swiss Pickle is really unsure of its position on moving into the bowl or not"

by pallywauly_EF April 24, 2014

swiss deal

The Swiss Deal is the act of somehow inserting melted swiss cheese inside your penis so you can properly ejaculate it all over your partner's chest or facial area.

Wow, Jason! You really gave your girlfriend The Swiss Deal over the weekend? You're a savage dude!

by Cait Ulted Carl July 15, 2016

Swiss Taco

A Swiss Taco is what results when a Spanish girl gets multiple cream-pies and then someone eats her out.

"Selena wants us to give her a Swiss Taco"
"A Swiss Taco?"
"Yeah, that's when we all bust in her and then someone has to eat her out"
"Sounds risky but she's fine do I'm down"

by Behrbutt November 26, 2018

swiss signature

Signing a document by taking a steamy dump on it.

Kat: Yuk, what smells???
Simon: Oh, it's just Eric, he's giving your farewell card a swiss signature.

by carlson_exch2006 January 1, 2007

Swiss Milkmaid

When two guys are sucking on a lady's nipples while jacking themselves off.

So these freshmen guys were giving me a swiss milkmaid last weekend!

by amzwarrior288 December 14, 2012

faction swiss

faction swiss (fac·tion swis); noun.
1. always and unequivocally neutral third party

Female friend: "I can't believe you're still friends with him after what he did to me!!!"
You: "Faction swiss."
Female friend: "You can't hang out with him anymore!!!"
You: "Faction swiss bitch."

by MartiniNinja July 28, 2010