swiss and ham

This is the term that Stewart uses to signify when something is more like swiss and ham. The correct response to this is "OOOOOOHHHHHH".

Stewart: "Ham and swiss, more like SWISS AND HAM!"

Literally everyone else: "OOOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!"

by Me? More like Swiss and Ham! April 12, 2021

swiss whisper

A term to define something pathetic or small, coined by Chris Fleming in his 2020 video “You All Slept on Klobuchar”

Taping down your B-cups and putting a duvet over your Swiss whisper of a nose does not trick me, Zelda.

by Mike Reynolds December 17, 2020

swiss deal

The Swiss Deal is the act of somehow inserting melted swiss cheese inside your penis so you can properly ejaculate it all over your partner's chest or facial area.

Wow, Jason! You really gave your girlfriend The Swiss Deal over the weekend? You're a savage dude!

by Cait Ulted Carl July 15, 2016

Swiss Taco

A Swiss Taco is what results when a Spanish girl gets multiple cream-pies and then someone eats her out.

"Selena wants us to give her a Swiss Taco"
"A Swiss Taco?"
"Yeah, that's when we all bust in her and then someone has to eat her out"
"Sounds risky but she's fine do I'm down"

by Behrbutt November 26, 2018

swiss signature

Signing a document by taking a steamy dump on it.

Kat: Yuk, what smells???
Simon: Oh, it's just Eric, he's giving your farewell card a swiss signature.

by carlson_exch2006 January 1, 2007

Shroom and Swiss

A hallucinogenic steakburger marketed by Burger King.

Whoa! I was tripping balls for a week after eating a Steakhouse Shroom and Swiss. Dude, you should try it sometime.

by Iacopus March 4, 2009

faction swiss

faction swiss (fac·tion swis); noun.
1. always and unequivocally neutral third party

Female friend: "I can't believe you're still friends with him after what he did to me!!!"
You: "Faction swiss."
Female friend: "You can't hang out with him anymore!!!"
You: "Faction swiss bitch."

by MartiniNinja July 28, 2010