Normally used in a "positive" way but always used to describe the minuscule accomplishments in one's life. Popularized by terrible "musicians" it is now used by almost everyone between the age groups of 14-21 to describe anything and everything they do because it makes them feel better about themselves.
by IRHTWS September 16, 2011
The most overused, most annoying fucking word of all fucking time. Some don't know this, but swag actually means "secretly we are gay" (look it up) and was used in the 1960s and 1970s by a group of gay guys. Everyone uses this shitty word. You use it, your mom uses it, your teacher uses it, your classmates use it, shitty rappers use it, scene kids use it, retards use it, everyone does. Nowadays, it's used as a word to mean "cool" and shit. People who use this word or "have swag" are called swaggers (more like swaggots). They fucking wear backwards bright-colored baseball caps and really skinny jeans (and they sometimes wear it really low, this skinny jeans thing has been going ever since people like Drake and Lil' Wayne wore them. Now you'll see many boys in high school wearing them.). They also wear YOLO shirts or sleeveless somewhat big shirts and square or circle-shaped earrings. When it's a black guy, his hair is usually just short. When the swaggot is a white boy, he usually either has that weird Zayn Malik haircut or he has an emo haircut (straight hair with a fringe). They listen to shit like Drake, Lil' Wayne, Soulja Boy, Rihanna, Lil B and shit. And even the white guys go off saying "nigga" all day, trying to be black when they're as black as Johnny Rebel, and they call themselves hip-hop fans but they probably don't even know Sugar Hill Gang or NWA.
by e9d8e2yh9d8yd92 December 18, 2013
Swag is either
1: A dumb ass wigger teen who fails at exams and wears shitty clothes that makes him look like a fucking retard
2: A stupid high pitched male boy who watches pewdiepie and all those other annoying ass video game players on YouTube.
3: The act of "coming out of the closet"
1: A dumb ass wigger teen who fails at exams and wears shitty clothes that makes him look like a fucking retard
2: A stupid high pitched male boy who watches pewdiepie and all those other annoying ass video game players on YouTube.
3: The act of "coming out of the closet"
johnny: I GOT SO MUCH SWAG! SWAGALICIOUS SWAGimasterbatetomyselfinfrontofthemirrorALICIOUS!
Dave: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW I WILL SHOVE YOUR SLOT GLASSES UP YOUR ASSHOLE SIDEWAYS!!!
Dave: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW I WILL SHOVE YOUR SLOT GLASSES UP YOUR ASSHOLE SIDEWAYS!!!
by BOZKYRKYZTASHYTSOSSOS November 08, 2013
(Noun)
1.
a. An ornamental drapery or curtain draped in a curve between two points.
b. An ornamental festoon of flowers or fruit.
c. A carving or plaster molding of such an ornament.
2. Promotional items, especially when given for free, considered as a group.
3. Slang-Stolen property; loot.
4. Australian-The pack or bundle containing the personal belongings of a swagman.
5. Slang Herbal tea in a plastic sandwich bag sold as marijuana to an unsuspecting customer.
intr.v. swagged, swag·ging, swags
1. Chiefly British-To lurch or sway.
2. Australian-To travel about with a pack or swag.
1.
a. An ornamental drapery or curtain draped in a curve between two points.
b. An ornamental festoon of flowers or fruit.
c. A carving or plaster molding of such an ornament.
2. Promotional items, especially when given for free, considered as a group.
3. Slang-Stolen property; loot.
4. Australian-The pack or bundle containing the personal belongings of a swagman.
5. Slang Herbal tea in a plastic sandwich bag sold as marijuana to an unsuspecting customer.
intr.v. swagged, swag·ging, swags
1. Chiefly British-To lurch or sway.
2. Australian-To travel about with a pack or swag.
by Literal Person August 02, 2013
by wildcats son! February 07, 2009
Swag: noun.
Swag is a cancerous growth that forms in the cavities left by dead brain cells. In cases of large amounts of swag the damage is irreversible and can lead to death.
Swag is a cancerous growth that forms in the cavities left by dead brain cells. In cases of large amounts of swag the damage is irreversible and can lead to death.
Swag infected 1 "Hey brah i gots all dat swag. YOLO!"
Regular person 1 "I'm so sorry, they will find a cure for you someday."
Swag infected 1 "wuteva brah i jus do wuteva i wan cos i got all dem swags!"
Regular person 1 "I'm so sorry, they will find a cure for you someday."
Swag infected 1 "wuteva brah i jus do wuteva i wan cos i got all dem swags!"
by IonToaster August 20, 2013
Swag is a word used mostly by teens to present themselves. Its a way of saying if someone dresses up cool. All the people that think swags gay is because they don't got any (:
by none_of_yo_buisness January 11, 2013