My friend Elijah’s “girlfriend” according to him she is a Korean chick and they met during Squid Games but died during Red light Green light but magically got reincarnated.
by #Suzie(not really) December 6, 2021

-Dude, I just bought this jacket! It was on sale!
-Did you "need" a jacket?
-No, but it was on sale. I saved like $30!
-But you didn't really need the jacket?
-No, what's your point?
-If you didn't really need the jacket, then you didn't really save $30.
-What are you saying? I must have like Suzy Orman's Disease or something?
-Yes, I don't have it, you do. Be jelly.
-Did you "need" a jacket?
-No, but it was on sale. I saved like $30!
-But you didn't really need the jacket?
-No, what's your point?
-If you didn't really need the jacket, then you didn't really save $30.
-What are you saying? I must have like Suzy Orman's Disease or something?
-Yes, I don't have it, you do. Be jelly.
by IFillAVoid December 31, 2011

In the Jamaica Combined Cadet Force, "Suzie" is the name given to a cadets girlfriend, wife etc.
As the saying goes "All for one and one for all", higher ranks often joke about a cadets girlfriend wanting to share a cadets girlfriend, wife etc.
As the saying goes "All for one and one for all", higher ranks often joke about a cadets girlfriend wanting to share a cadets girlfriend, wife etc.
Sergeant: You lad, do you have a girlfriend?
Cadet: Yes sergeant
Sergeant: Well, that's our Suzie now
Cadet: Yes sergeant
Sergeant: Well, that's our Suzie now
by sojie._. June 19, 2024

by WarZone86_FP_lmao_WhoAmIKiddin March 8, 2018

A girl who pretends to be someone she's not .she likes to dress to impress and often makes boys believe they are special.shes a cunner!
by People's favorite person March 14, 2017
