snoob

A person who has the qualities of being rediculously stupid. One who is very annoying. Or someone who has a mysterious like quality.

The girl was being very snoobish when she didn't shut up about her weekend plans.

by SkeeSuz November 25, 2009

shnookum pie

what my ex used to call me. he turned out to be a psycho and a dick.

I love you shnookum pie

by catchcath November 1, 2011

shnooker

v. to trick or deceive; to engage in an act of trickery

Etymology: Bogardian

Bogo - "Hey, we had 20 minutes left, I'll never believe you again, you shnookered me"

by Haywood Jabloeme May 13, 2005

Shnoodlehooper

Shnoodlehooper Sh-noo-dle-hoop-er. Made up creature that is no larger than a lofe of bread, and no smaller then a penny. This creature is what ever you might want it to be, but it is good never bad. This creature was first an assignment in a clay sculpting class of Elementary school students in March of 2009. When a Shnoodlehooper walks it is called a shnoodle. The sound they make sounds like they're saying "shnoodley shnoodley shoodley!" Make up your own Shnoodlehooper on a blank piece of paper and let you imagination shnoodle!

Jessica: Hey Megan, come here look at the creature i made look how cute it is!
Megan: Awwwww! You know, i think it looks like a Shnoodlehooper!?!
Jessica: I think you're right!

by J-All June 16, 2009

Shnookie

A very sensual woman who you want to make squack like a goose.

My shnookie brings out all sorts of feelings in me. Let's hit that home run for just one time!

by dapple lover November 10, 2008

shnoodler

A man who with an uncurcumsized penis pulls his foreskin over a circumsized man's penis head (docking) and proceeds to jerk the "unhooded" man off with his foreskin/hand with intensity and compassion without regard to where his load might land

That shnoodler just blew his load in Nick's eye.

by EMA85 December 16, 2008

shnooble

NOUN; Someone who licks the anus of a turtle habitually; A turtle anus licker.

VERB: To lick a turtle's anus (usually in a habitual fashion)
also SHNOOBLIFICATE

Coined by Jake Holtz 2005. All Rights Reserved.

Other Forms:
shnoobled; shnooblification; shnooblificate; shnoobling; shnooblificating

NOUN FORM: I know why he likes turtles so much: He must be a fuckin' shnooble!

VERB FORB: Jake Holtz predicts that in 10 years every pet store will have a sign in front saying 'NO SHNOOBLING'

by Xanthippos Kakistos March 24, 2005