trundle stumps

trundle stumps is believed to have originated as Yorkshire patois, and means 'legs'

She's obviously in a hurry today and working her trundle stumps

Still out and about on her trundle stumps

by John Woodland December 28, 2005

Stump-trumping

When a person has anal sex with an amputee.

Want to go stump-trumping?

by dartiki April 21, 2009

Stumps the clown

Chilled out man with face tats, Raging alcoholic. He's lived and his mind bears the signs of a life lived. He once went on a trip in which a chow-chow dog told him the meaning of life in a secret underground lair full of midgets playing rhythm drums around a bonfire. I learned a lot form that man.

Stumps the clown: Y'all wanna see my bullet wound?
Crowd: Yes!!! Show us!
(Stumps shows them his bullet wound)
Crowd:....(some people show signs of extreme offense. punks and friends cheer.)
Stumps the clown kicked heroin. He is a hot man.

by La Abeja de la Noche March 27, 2008

tree stump

a fucking stump made out of a tree, dude.

i like that tree stump.

by tree stump 007 October 16, 2018

Trump Stump

A small penis surrounded by a ridiculous plumage of pubic hair.

Lady1: How was last night?
Lady2: Terrible, he had a Trump Stump

by Piethagorus December 13, 2016

stump break

Stump break is the same as stump bust except it is commonly done on the farm and to farm animals when they're still young. It's the act of tying a horse, cow, or other farm animal to a tree or stump so they cannot get away and mounting them sexually.

Dad: Boy, we've got a long day of work today. We've gotta stump break 5 colts and that mule today.
Son: But dad, I just fucked 7 calfs yesterday.

by eddievanhoglen August 10, 2006

Krump stump

Krump stump is another name for male genitalia. Krump being a non gender word, Krump stump defines the male sexual organ protuding from the Krump.

Kelly likes to get on my Krump stump before work to relieve stress.

by DJ Or Derb March 9, 2011