A combination of the words "scum" and "summer" that perfectly describes summer living in Wellington, Florida. There's never anything to do during scummer and it's always 100 degrees outside. Characterized by extreme boredom that results in scummy group activities such as shaving eachother's heads, smoking mass amounts of weed and cigarettes, lurking in parking lots, and jumping off of roofs into pools.
Kid1: Man, scummer is so boring it actually motivates me not to brush my teeth in the morning.
Kid2: How does it do that?
Kid1: Well, I figure if I get a cavity it will be a good thing because at least I'll get to go to the dentist and that will give me something to do.
Kid2: True.
Kid2: How does it do that?
Kid1: Well, I figure if I get a cavity it will be a good thing because at least I'll get to go to the dentist and that will give me something to do.
Kid2: True.
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Some mate: Hey Sadie, did you get your stimmy yet? I wanted to throw a sick barbie and invite over my best mates.
Sadie: "Yeah Nah."
Sadie: "Yeah Nah."
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Get the scummy dummy mug.The profound sense of shame that accompanies an ejaculation during intercourse with a partner whom the ejaculater knows he or she does not respect or wish to be involved with for a long time, despite said partner's false perception that the relationship extends beyond intercourse; to cum with shame.
She was so shallow, vain, and dumb, but so busty that I couldn't help but let myself shum into her foul mouth.
I shummed on her tits.
I spent all night shumming on her stupid ass.
I shot my shum on those pearly whites; that shumming last night drained my balls and filled my conscience with shame - gave me a set of shamesticles.
I shummed on her tits.
I spent all night shumming on her stupid ass.
I shot my shum on those pearly whites; that shumming last night drained my balls and filled my conscience with shame - gave me a set of shamesticles.
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