stubborn dutchman

When a female has to defecate, the male inserts his penis while the female attempts to force her fecal matter around his penis.

After taco Tuesday my woman had a hell of a stubborn dutchman. -or- She pushed so hard during the stubborn dutchman that she rammed shit down my dick-hole.

by The pirates crew December 4, 2016

Gargle My Stubby

To place a penis that is below four inches into the back of the throat and forcibly exhale air across the rounded sex organ, creating a growling sound as if the sound were coming from a mother kodiak.

Can also be used in variants such as:

This gargles stubbs

This shit can gargle my stubby

!!.@4 *525

That bitch can gargle my stubby at any time

by KodiaksBeserk July 9, 2010

stubby

a short, fat, neckless beer bottle(355ml). was the standard until the seventies in Canada, when the american tallboys replaced them. currently in a renaissance with some Brick beers, Red Cap and the Jamican beer Red Stripe. (The Frech beer Boris may come in a neckless bottle, but they are too small to be true stubbies)

"If we're going on a roadtrip we should get a pack of stubbies, they take up less room"
American kid "What the fuck is wrong with you're beer bottle."
Canadian kid "Its a stubby, you Yankee twat"

by guthstar3000 December 29, 2005

Getting stabbed

I’m fucking bleeding everywhere oh god

“IM FUCKING GETTING STABBED OH GOD WHY OH MY MOM I STILL OWE HER LUNCH MONEY FROM LAST TUESDAY WAHT THE FUCK CLARENCE WHY DID YOU FUCKING STAB ME”

by Jaxilla November 22, 2019

enterprise back-stabber

One who stabs yer back, yet professes to not do such things. Occurs in enterprise IT environments particularly in the south eastern region of the U.S.

Dude enterprise back-stabber told on me for circumventing the firewall! What an asshole.

by xl0 August 23, 2004

subbed

A video that has subtitles

This movie is subbed.

by sharkya May 3, 2008

stubber

comes from the word stubby, meaning something short, you'd call someone stubber if they had a very small penis, or if you just want to take the piss.

'oi stubber have you bought that penis pump yet?'

by oi bastard April 19, 2009