Kirsten Stewart

A girl who is famous for potraying Bella Swan in the Twilight series.

She can't act,
she never closes her mouth,
she's on pot,
she ALWAYS sctraches her head (like I said, pot),
and she doesn't ever look like Bella.

Kirsten Stewart is a very lucky person who, cannot act, yet is very famous for it.

by KirstenStewertMakesMeAngry August 5, 2009

stowers

a much cooler, awesomer, funnier, and adventurous-er Shakespeare!

"What are you reading? It looks intense..."

"Oh, it's just another book by kaitlyn stowers."

by areyallhavinagoodtime February 16, 2013

sewer dream

the most traumatizing dream

“Do you know about the sewer dream ?” I asked.
“Yes,” said the random kid.
“Darn, I should’ve had a sewer dream with shlake.”

by mysocialstudiesteachergotdrip November 15, 2021

Dirty Stever

It is the same as the "Hot Carl" except you take a dump in a mitten instead.

Guy#1 Is he giving her the "Hot Carl"
Guy#2 No that's the Dirty Stever

by You Really Dont Wanna Know December 21, 2008

sewer dick

Sewer dick is what you get after your penis has been in her anus picking up that specific smell.

I pulled my dick out of her ass, now I got sewer dick.

by Pokerman11 January 31, 2008

Stewartsville

A small country town located in bumblefuck county, New Jersey (commonly referred to as Warren County). Nothing ever happens there so you might as well go to Washington Dunkin Donuts, Asbury, or Phillipsburg.

Henry: "wow did you see that UFO just land in the field over there?!"
me: "yeah right...this is Stewartsville."

by Heyyyyman March 12, 2011

Kermit Sewer Slide

Often sites and multiplayer games censor certain words and phrases in an effort to be ad-friendly or kid-friendly. As Commit Suicide is a common casualty of this moderation, this phrase is a way to bypass the filters.

*Jimmy and Dave are playing Roblox because the school banned various actually good video games*
Jimmy: Today is another wonderful day to be alive!
Dave: Go Kermit Sewer Slide

by RussianDumbass June 2, 2019