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the united states

a country where people eat a lot, shoot a lot, screw a lot, and scream a lot. National animal is bald eagle because most of the politicians are bald and if we were eagles, we could fly somewhere without being stripped down at the airport.
The United States thinks it's the world's only superpower, except they owe all their money to China.
by stophurtingme May 14, 2014
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stakes is high

this might be one of the best albums of De La soul (by the way one of the best rap-groups around)
its the album were the alert the world of how the hiphop game became a marketing instead it was and still suposed to be is the lifestyle wich changed America and the world!
stakes is high
I'm sick of bitches shakin' asses
I'm sick of talkin' about blunts,
Sick of Versace glasses,
Sick of slang,
Sick of half-ass awards shows,
Sick of name brand clothes.
Sick of R&B bitches over bullshit tracks,
by mr M.u.l.t.i February 21, 2006
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United States of Amnesia

1). A term used to describe Americas uncanny ability to forget things that happened in the near past. Americans are known to make enemies of countries and people who were allies yesterday because "we" quickly forget.
The United States of Amnesia forgot that WE supplied Saddam Hussein with most of his weapons...we called him part of the Axis of Evil and tried to kill him for possibly using them...on US.

As they say, yesterdays friend is tomorrows enemy.
by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008
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show her the fifty states

originally coined by the movie "Horrible Bosses" by Jason Sudeikis' character, Kurt, defined as having sexual intercourse doggy style on a road map of the United States. (including Alaska and Hawaii)
Yo dude, his wife is so hot. I'd love to bend her over a barrel and show her the fifty states
by onetimething July 18, 2011
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Statesboro Break In

A Statesboro Break In is the act in which someone penetrates an unknowing victim. As in a person bending over with no pants on, or if in the shower. Not to be confused with the southern trespass which is sneaking in the backdoor while having sex. The Statesboro Break In requires stealth, speed and most of all courage.
She bent over to pick up her underware and Bubba performed a Statesboro Break In on her. She screamed.
by Reagan Santmyer July 22, 2006
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Statesville

A forgotten place where the mall had only about four stores and an Ihop. The WalMart is Dope Central, where druggies and gangs hung out on Saturday nights, looking for something to smoke and a girl to do. The high schools had more pregnant teens than on television. Sweet 16 meant you go to the DMV, get your driver's permit, and inherit your parents run down cars that're older than you by a decade or so. Weekends meant late night movies and deer hunting. Having fun meant getting high and spray painting abandoned buildings or old train cars. Every day, there would be a new hobo down by the 'Shopping Center', which had more fast food places than shopping destinations. Dating someone meant displaying pictures of you and your partner on Myspace with your tongues down each other's throats. Junior year meant that you could finally drop out. Graduating meant that you can get the hell out of this town, this place that you've been stuck in for the past 18 years of your pathetic life.
I'm from Statesville.

FML.
by toomuchcandyx June 24, 2009
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Statesman

A very cheap male prostitute who is a majority of the time servicing gay costumers.
That is the cheapest price a statesman has ever charged for a private dance.
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