by ftnessp January 30, 2015
Get the Mexicar Standoff mug.A sweet Abbrev for the judicial body of a certain sorority. When a member of said sorority is caught doing something against house rules, she is usually written down in a girnal then "brought up" to stands.
Katrina: (loudly) OH MY GOD, THAT IS HI-LARIOUS!!!!
Stacey: You are too loud at the dinner table. I am def bringing you up to stands.
Renee: Mmm, this pizza is delicious.
Carly: You have food in the informal, see you at stands.
Stacey: You are too loud at the dinner table. I am def bringing you up to stands.
Renee: Mmm, this pizza is delicious.
Carly: You have food in the informal, see you at stands.
by sweetjumps-cu February 21, 2006
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When two dudes stare into each other’s eyes while jerking off frantically; the person that cums last has to lick the other persons cum off the floor.
David: I played Mexican Standoff with Jared yesterday and he lost!
Matt: I wonder how it tasted since you have a carpet!
Matt: I wonder how it tasted since you have a carpet!
by bitchlasagna November 15, 2017
Get the Mexican Standoff mug.Me and my fuck buddy got into a textican standoff that went on too long and then she said she was too tired to hook up.
by nat100 November 1, 2010
Get the Textican Standoff mug.sandos an acronym for "suck a nigga dik or sumtin'!" or white boy style, "suck a nigga dick or something! gosh darnit shut your butt cheeks!"
Joe: HAHAHAHA youre a bitch
Mike: Oh yea.....sandos muthafucka!
Joe: what are you trying to say?
Mike: suck a nigga dik or sumtin....bitch!
Mike: Oh yea.....sandos muthafucka!
Joe: what are you trying to say?
Mike: suck a nigga dik or sumtin....bitch!
by mrstonecoldsteveaustin March 24, 2009
Get the sandos mug.The parrot lady would have on her camoflage outfit hiding in plain sight in the town square barking at the happy passerbys in a standoffish manner, always. Her friend requests and apologies made Chevy Chase look like the most sincere and heartfelt guy you ever met.
by The Original Agahnim January 4, 2022
Get the Standoffish mug.A rare breed of turtle located on the coast of Niger. Known for its quick movements, only seen when no one else is around. Food source(s): Oxygen
1st Person: "That is an amazing turtle!"
2nd Person: "Ah, the African Standstill. Don't turn your back on it, you'll never see him again."
2nd Person: "Ah, the African Standstill. Don't turn your back on it, you'll never see him again."
by kingHaxsor February 17, 2009
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