The Joseph Stage

It is a time where after a huge fight or some sort of action that a girl will do with a boyfriend/bestfriend that will ultimately piss him off to the max. In order to forget about the situation and not be stress anymore from the problem, the guy (boyfriend/bestfriend) will do whatever he wants and will act like a jerk, especially to the girl. The girl will be very hurt, but he'll refuse to acknowledge it because he's very angry and hurt by her actions. Soon enough, the guy will miss the girl because he loves her and will start to try to make things up with her.
After embarrassing Joseph, he would do everything in his power to hurt me. After 2 months of not talking and going through The Joseph stage, he came back, telling me he missed me. We made up, happily ever after.
by ilikechicks1111 August 11, 2013
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Stage Puff

When a person in his/her own capacity has false hopes or delusions of being on stage, and then puff it’s gone. This condition can last anywhere from seconds to ones entire life.
Hot damn stage puffs everywhere I can’t even get no damn work done!!
by acox268 January 4, 2020
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Stage 23

When you get a jacket potato (with extra mature cheddar cheese) straight out the microwave and shove it up your arse hole - don't forget the jon west tuna in brine.
'Jurgen just gave me a stage 23 and now my anus is leaking tuna, but I loved it.'
by jurJujuergenpilkington October 19, 2018
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Stage-Chlick

Plays aimed at literate female audiences. A combination of Chick-Lit fused with Stage
"Her Eyes Were Watching God" was adapted with great faith to the original though Director Winston upped the ante and turned this performance into pure Stage-Chlick, making it smart, sassy and aiming at young women aged 18-25
by xanacan September 6, 2009
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Stage Player

A DJ that stands on a stage in a club, even if they are not booked to play the event.
Promoter to DJ not playing at the event: "Stop hogging the stage, you stage player"
by Fezbiano February 20, 2011
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stage boner

a term used for when a person feels attraction to another person while that person is performing/singing
devin gives me such a stage boner!

when josh was singing that one note i got a massive stage boner!
by morrisgillian June 15, 2018
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stage coached

When a female sits on ones penis while he is driving
Dude we were driving down I-40and she stage coached me, it was awesome.
by beachbum1277 October 17, 2015
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