Steven

A creepy dude who follows you home and kills you with lightning. There have been many sightings of Stevens driving high tech, heat-seeking ambulances and looking for awkward dark skinned creatures known as Omotayos. Stevens usually masquerade as an funny, intelligent, video game-loving, Dominican boys. They go by many aliases including Steven, Super Random Cheeseman, Weirdude, Nerd, and Black Kid. They occasionally post annoying comments on Facebook to contradict other people's statuses. Frequent victims of these acts are young, freakishly tall boys that scientists usually refer to as Anthonies. Stevens have somehow deluded adults into thinking they are just smart kids who like to think outside the box, but kids their age know them for what they truly are ... spiftastic creepy little dudes.

Girl #1- Who's that weirdo speeding down the street in that ambulance?

Girl #2-It's probably just another Steven.

Steven by Stvnrsrchr January 1, 2012

steven

talks on the phone all day long. yells at his teachers. calls people nonstop even when they don't pick up the phone. tries breaking up couples. likes when people fight. hates most people. obsessed with bay bay bay. always touches his hair. always asking if his hair is straight. thinks he's fat but isn't. people copy the way he talks. GAAAYYYYYYYYY!

person1: oh god steven called me 20 times.
person2: oh my god same here!

steven:WELL HEY!

steven: she's pointless!

steven by B00TY_SHAKIN_69 February 26, 2009

Steven

A person who is always stoned. Usually considered a bug. Always on cloud nine and is usually thinks through his asshole.

Steven should be squashed.
DUDE your higher then Steven.

Steven by aaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnonnymoussss July 8, 2011

Steven

Someone who likes Greg Kish

Steven likes Greg kish

Steven by Fishing God May 22, 2019

Steven

Steven is a really generous person and laughs a lot. He cares deeply about his friends and making people happy. He doesn't care what others think about him and he is a very understanding person.

"Steven is my best friend."

Steven by thanosisdead October 6, 2019

Steven

Gay twat

Steven is gay

Steven by Eeeeeekidspoo December 15, 2019

Steven

Steven is as flat as a pancake. He is built like Lil Huddy. He gets pressed for every little thing. He is mad ugly and has a bad attitude. If you ever meet one run.

Example
Friend one: Have you met steven?
Friend Two: Yeah He's mad ugly.

Steven by Zoey7787 March 20, 2020