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Steven

A creepy dude who follows you home and kills you with lightning. There have been many sightings of Stevens driving high tech, heat-seeking ambulances and looking for awkward dark skinned creatures known as Omotayos. Stevens usually masquerade as an funny, intelligent, video game-loving, Dominican boys. They go by many aliases including Steven, Super Random Cheeseman, Weirdude, Nerd, and Black Kid. They occasionally post annoying comments on Facebook to contradict other people's statuses. Frequent victims of these acts are young, freakishly tall boys that scientists usually refer to as Anthonies. Stevens have somehow deluded adults into thinking they are just smart kids who like to think outside the box, but kids their age know them for what they truly are ... spiftastic creepy little dudes.

Girl #1- Who's that weirdo speeding down the street in that ambulance?

Girl #2-It's probably just another Steven.

by Stvnrsrchr January 1, 2012